Math Club

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Just pretend they are still schoolboys in junior high school (14-year-olds maybe, I don't know XD)

{Brian May made the team "Math Club"}

Brian May: Hello, everyone! I made this team so we could discuss and eventually solve our difficulties in maths. 
Roger Barrett: Because we're all in the school's bloody 'genius' classes?
Brian May: They're not bloody, Roger! ;)
Roger Barrett: Call me Syd. I like it better.
Roger Waters: What the fuck?!
Brian May: No swearing please! ;)
Roger Waters: Yeah right! Why the hell am I in here?!
Roger Barrett: Rog, you're in those 'genius' classes, remember?
David Gilmour: George Roger Waters?! What are you doing here?!
Roger Waters: David Jon Gilmour! What a fucking pleasant surprise! (-_-)
Brian May: NO SWEARING! >_<
Farrokh Bulsara: Easy there Bri! 
Roger Barrett: Hey, who's Farrokh?
Roger Waters: Oh wait! It's that Indian boy!
David Gilmour: The one with the rabbit teeth?!
Roger Waters: Hey Farrokh! Are you that buck toothed faggot-genius all the teachers are talking about?!
Farrokh Bulsara: Yeah, sure, whatever... (-_-)
Roger Barrett: Oh, give him a break! Nice to meet you Farrokh! I'm Syd! Syd Barrett! You might remember me. I'm the guy that asked you for a pen yesterday.
Farrokh Bulsara: Yes, I remember you! Nice to meet you properly Syd! My name is Farrokh but please call me Freddie. I prefer it!
Roger Waters: Blah blah blah! Nice to meet you! Blah blah blah! Where have you been all my life! Blah blah blah! I wanna make love to you all night! Blah blah blah! Will you marry me! Blah blah blah... END OF FUCKING LOVE STORY!
David Gilmour: Ok, I admit this was hilarious! XD
Roger Waters: I have always had a great sense of humour!
Brian May: ...I won't even try this time...

Roger Waters: Good boy, Bri!
Richard Wright: Hello! 
Roger Waters: Another fag...

Nicholas Mason: Who's gay?!
David Gilmour: Gee... I don't know... You?!
Roger Waters: HA! GAYYYYYYYYYYY!
Brian May: *facepalm*
John Deacon: Wait I thought this group was about maths.
Brian May: IT IS!
Roger Taylor: Whatchup fellahsss?! 
Brian May: Oh no...

Roger Waters: Oh, now we're gonna have some fun!
David Gilmour: Woah there, teddy boys! I understand how some of you got in here. What I can't comprehend is how some of you 'bad boys' ended up in this discussion and in these classes!
Roger Waters: How did you get in here?! (-_-)

David Gilmour: I was chosen by a number of students that got an excellent grade. Well, I shouldn't take credit for that but... life is good when you cheat a little... :3
Roger Barrett: And you copied from...?
David Gilmour: A weird kid in my class that talks about cars all the damn time. I think his name is Noah... no, not Noah... Neal? Definitely not... Oh I know! Ned! Ned is his name! Or maybe not...
Nicholas Mason: NICK! MY NAME IS FUCKING NICK! 

David Gilmour: See?! I KNEW it started with an N!
Roger Taylor: Well, anyway, my mum said that if I take up a lesson like these genius classes, she will buy me a drum kit and I'm not missing this chance! 
Nicholas Mason: Cool! I play the drums too!
Roger Taylor: Really?! (0_o) I didn't know we had another drummer!
David Gilmour: ROGER! Care to say why you're here?!
Roger Waters: For my own reasons, fag
Farrokh Bulsara: I know why he's here... (^_^)
Roger Waters: Don't you dare Fred...
Farrokh Bulsara: His mother pushed him into this... :)
David Gilmour: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MAMA'S BOY!
Roger Waters: As soon as I see you... you're gonna die in my arms! 
Roger Barrett: Like that song by Cutting Crew?! 
Nicholas Mason: Wait, wasn't that about sex?!

Roger Taylor: Yes! Yes indeed!
Roger Barrett: Rog, anything to admit?!


{Roger Waters is typing...}

{Brian May deleted the group chat} 


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