The Dumbest Story I Will Ever Write

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Hi my name is Mercedes and I have just woken up. Today is a new day of my brand new life in this small town that my parents decided to move to. I can't believe they are making me do this, I mean it's hard on my siblings, but who cares about them! I'm the main character of this story!

I get out of my bed and looked at myself in the mirror. I immediately see the ugliest thing in the world. Straight ginger (it is actually blonde) hair, the neatest eyebrows in the world, light blue eyes like the sky, a perfect body, I have the perfect tan, no tan line at all, I have tan all the up my legs, and I try look better by wearing skirts that show my butt and are too tight for life.

I go into my wardrobe and grab a pair of my too tight, short skirts and a tightening tank top. They were both black and I grabbed a gold, skinny belt. I placed them over my bra and underwear. I looked at myself in the mirror. I still don't like what I see but it is much better than before.

I walked down stairs to see my parents fast asleep on the couch with a bottles of whiskey and shot glasses on the coffee table. I sigh, my parent are always drunk. That's why they made us leave that horrible school and town and moved to this small town.

Any ways, back to me! I grabbed an apple to eat on the way to school since my parents are too drunk to take me. Once I get out the front door and see all the luxury houses around me. How did my house have to be crummy af? I mean, I am the main character after all so why did I have to have the worse house in the neighbourhood.

Something bumps into me and a loud blast that hurts my ears.

"Hey blondie, do you wanna a ride?" A voice asked.

I look behind me and I see four guys in the White van with tinted windows, that look like Greek gods. I think, "Oh, sure." I run over. They are probably going to drive me to school. How sweet! I mean, getting a ride with a complete stranger, how legit.

They open the van door and I hopped inside it. I got up closer to see the Greek God boys are even hotter up close. I walk over to the front seat to tell them directions on where I think the school is. I don't know where the school is but I'll make them up along the way.

"Turn Left," I said at a roundabout.

The driver did not turn left. I glared at him. "You did not turn left!" I scream at him.

"I know a super quick short cut, blondie," the driver said as he grabbed a toothpick and put it between his teeth.

"Anyways, can we have your phone Miss," one of the other boys said leaning over the seat.

"I don't have a phone because my stupid, dumbass family is too broke because my mommy and daddy are always drunk."

I heard the boys whispering but I didn't care about it. Suddenly something was placed over my mouth. I am going to die!! Goodbye cruel world! I went to sleep.