once upon a time there was a farmer called Bfifarna who had a flying unicorn pig named tayler. Bfifarna also had a friend in her computer called isabella felix pew and in her shed was stanley knife. on a far away planet was a evil gunwoman called brockletree who was planing to overthrow Bfifarna. meanwhile quacklind was swimming around in Bfifarna's pool, Bfifarna got her gun and yelled "get Fucked Duck" und dtarted shooting at Quaklin, butt luckly for Quaklin Bfifarna missed and fell in love with quaklind and went to bed together and shared a passionate and tender evening. "Quaklin" Bifarna said "would you do me the great honour" "yes Bfifarna" Quaklind said "of meeting my parents", "sure! what is there job anyway" Bfifarna said with a great lot of dinaty "there fucken liars who are really just strippers who kidnapped me but now im home with my real parents who are wealthy trillionars", "that explains the mansion" Quaklin exlamed!
WOW, that was a weird dream! as I woke up my friends started yelling at eachother, "i want the last pancake, bitch!" "tell me the truth about the mixture and then if you get it right you can have it" " you can't fucking handle the truth", I run down stairs to see the kitchen is trashed!
"I love sexy bananas" said brokletree
the end
