One day a lady was seating in the subway minding her own business until the conversation between two Italian men caught her ears:
"Emma cum first, then I cum second, then the two asses cum together, and then I cum again. After that the two asses cum together once more and then I cum again, then pee twice. Lastly, I cum."
The woman was disgusted by the man talking about his sex life and decided to give them a lesson.
"You disgusting perverts! Why would you talk about your sex life like that!"
"I'm sorry what are you talking about? I was not talking about my sex life," said the confused man.
"Then what were you talking about?!"
"I was telling my friend here how to spell Mississippi."
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Puns, Jokes, and Other Hilarious Things!
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