Myth-O-Book (A Percy Jackson FanFic)

Happy Turkey Day!!!!!!!!!!!

Percy has something stupid to say so here you go~~

TURKEY IN YOUR BELLY WITH A BIG DRUM STICK

TURKEY IN YOUR BELLY TIME

NOW BREAK IT DOWN AND EAT!!!!!!!

TURKEY IN YOUR BELLY

TURKEY IN YOUR BELLY

TURKEY IN YOUR BELLY WITH A BIG DRUM STICK!

~~Okay, he’s weird but we can be weirder!!~~

Leo Valdez: TURKEY TIME, YOU KNOW IT’S TURKEY TIME EVERYBODY TURKEY TIME!

Jason Grace: Gobble gobble gobble gobble jump!

Frank Zhang: *play’s banjo with turkey’s dancing around me*

Percy Jackson: Five little turkeys standing in a row. (Hold up 5 fingers)
First little turkey said, "I don't want to grow." (Hold up 1 finger)
Second little turkey said, "Why'd you say that?" (Hold up 2 fingers)
Third little turkey said, "I want to get fat." (Hold up 3 fingers)
Fourth little turkey said, "Thanksgiving's near." (Hold up 4 fingers)
Fifth little turkey said, "Yes, that's what I hear." (Hold up 5 fingers)
Then the five little turkeys that were standing in a row,
All said together, "Come on, let's go!" (Move fingers like they're running away)

Leo Valdez: They third turkey is suicidal

Frank Zhang: No the third turkey is a dog

Leo Valdez: OH GODS NO!!!!!!!!!!

Frank Zhang: What?

Leo Valdez: I SAW A TURKEY RUNNING AROUND THE CAMP!!!!!!!

Frank Zhang: Wait what?!

Leo Valdez: I HAVE TO GO! THERE IS A TURKEY ON THE RUN AND IT’S TRYING TO GET INTO THE BIG HOUSE GOT TO GO SORRY!!!!!

~~Leo Valdez has logged off because there is a wild turkey on the loose~~

 

 

~~Percy Jackson has added photos to his photo basket check them out~~

~~Sayings in reply to these photos~~

Piper McLean: OH YOU GUYS WENT TO THE PARADE!

Percy Jackson: Yep! It’s awesome!

Jason Grace: Looks cold

Percy Jackson: yeah that too

Annabeth Chase: WHY DID YOU POST A PICTURE OF ME?!

Percy Jackson: Because you looked adorable all bundled up ;)

Annabeth Chase: shut up no I don’t, I look horrible.

Piper McLean: you look warm, and really at that point that’s what matters

Jason Grace: Haha exactly!

Percy Jackson: You know Piper is basically the description of the girl for the song Livin Lavida Loca

Jason Grace: …what?

Percy Jackson: her lips are devil red and her skin is the color of mocha