Spongebob Facts

Ahhh... Spongebob. Completely illogical. Here are facts about my favorite TV show: 

# 1 

According to his drivers license, spongebob was born on July 14th 1986, and is currently 27 years old 

#2  

In the movie spongebob claims to have won the employee if the month award 374 times. That divided by 12 is 31.1666667. So he's worked at the Krusty Krab at least 31 years if not longer so he worked there before he was born. :/? 

#3 

They r making a second spongebob movie early 2015 or late 2014 

#4 

In one episode it says that plankton and mr. Krabs made the secret formula, but in enemy in law Krabs says its a family recipe. 

#4 

According to his drivers license mr.Krabs was born November 30th 1942 so he's 71. yet the krusty krab celebrated it eleventy seventh anniversary and it said mr.krabs founded the krusty krab. again, illogical. 

#5 

in the episode planktons pet, plankton already has a Labrador, so why not play with it instead of buying another pet? maybe it died, cuz the episode plankton! was over thirteen years ago. 

#6 

If u luv spongebob, u will vote 

#7 

Spongebob will have a kid. no joke. at the end of of 1 episode ( I think it was the patty caper episode) it shows the future where there is a little sponge playing video games. Spongebob is in a rocking chair behind him, so I assume the kids his grandson. 

#8  

Gary and Patrick r 1st cousins. on the episode rule of the dumb, look at the family tree and you'll see that Gary's dad and Patricks uncle is named sluggo. 

#9 

Spongebob was thirteen when he first worked at the krusty krab 

#10 

The creator of spongebob is a former fry cook and marine biologist 

#11 

Patrick is no doubt one of the dumbest characters on the show, but he went to college, wears cufflings, and in the episode where they go inside squid ward he fully understands Sandys complicated plan. 

#12 

Squidward has too low an amount of tentacles to be a squid or an octopus 

#13 

Because of his head shape squidward is an octopus(IDK) 

#14 

Steven Hillenburg didn't think spongebob would make it to the second season 

#15 

Spongebob was going to be called spongeboy, but that was patented by a mop 

#16 

Nickelodeon owns spongebob. I do not .