Divergent and facebook?

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Tris: hello I'm on Facebook!

Peter: uhh you just ruined it

Tris: shut up or I'll kill you

Peter: I'm soooo scared

Uriah, four and 300 other people liked peters comment

Tobias just posted a pic

Comments

Uriah: wow, really why do you like cake so much Tobias?

Tobias: wa? Oh tris tris tris TRIS TRIS LOOK

Tris: what??

Tobias: CAKE 030

Tris: 0-0

Peter: f is for four who kills stuff and likes cake, u is uriah, N is for Natalie who gave birth to tris down here on divergent sea.

3246 people like peters comment

Uriah just posted a pic

56 people liked this

Comments

Uriah: :-) hello ladies

Christina: eww uri your gross

Tris: I think it's cute that he posted a selfie :)

Uriah: <3 thanks tris!

Peter: GAAAYYYYYYYYY

Tobias: CAAAAAKKKEEEE

Tris: Tobias stop!

Uriah: four stop!

Tris just posted a pic

3214 people liked this

Tris: I love my Tobias! <3

Tobias: the correction is <4

Tobias: I love you

Tris: I love you too

Tobias: I love you three

Tris: I love you four

Tobias: yes I know you do.

Veronica Roth just entered face book

Tris: hi Veronica I'm Tris!

Veronica: I know who you are, I created you

Tobias: whaaa?

Veronica: I MADE ALL OF YOU FOOLS

Peter: nu uh

Veronica: oh Peter *devilish smile*

Guy from taken just posted a pic

No one likes this

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Guy from taken: I will find you, and I will kill you

Peter: OKAY WE GET IT MAN ALL I WANNA DO IS PLAY THE WII

Wii: shut up I won't let you play with me

Peter: WHAT THE HELL?!

Wii: oh Peter *devilish smile*

Peter: WHAT?! WHAT DO YOU WANT?!

wii: okay you can play with me

Peter: yay! finally

Tris: don't fall for it wii! he's gonna stab you with a butter knife!

Wii: what? Noooooooooooo *dies*

Peter: WTF tris??

Tris: severs you right!

Peter posted a pic

33 people liked this

Comments

Tris: your Spanish?!

Peter: yes I was!!

Tobias: ????? I want cake

Peter: *trows cake at you* here you go Tobias!!

Tobias: yay!! *eats cake*

Tris: *kisses you*

Cristina: STOP ROLEPLAYING!!

will: yea!!

Tris: AHHHH a ghost!!!

Will: your dead too tris.

Tris: point taken

Wii just posted a pic

1 person liked this

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Wii: playing with Peter!!!

Peter: yay!!!

Tris: wtf

Peter: shut up!

Tris changed her name to poop.

Tris changed her name to tris

Tris changed her name to poop prior.

1246 people liked this

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Poop prior: WTF!!! WHO DID THIS?!

Peter: I DID FIR HURTING WIIS FEELINGS!

Poop prior: idiot ass hole

Peter: thanks -3-

Poop prior: UHHHHH

Poop prior changed her name to tris

No one liked this.

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Peter: I hate you 0.0

Tris: Peter shut up

Tobias: Tris?

Tris: yes?

Tobias: *bends down on one knee*

tris: OMG OMG YESSSS TOBIAS I LOVE YOU!!!

Tobias: calm down Bicth I'm tying my shoes.

3340 people liked Tobias' comment

Tris:ahhhh I hate you :(

Tobias: worthless Bicth

Peter: OHHHHH SHIT ABOUT TO GET REAL

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⏰ Last updated: Nov 29, 2013 ⏰

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