Ok so back at the Esc hotel or whatever. I haven't been in my room in like days and the highway boys didn't tidy a thing ugh. Girl has escaped for good now and it's upsetting cause the highway boys have searched the entire room and she isn't there. I feel bad for them cause girl is the only thing they have to qualify with.
I go across my hall and I seem to have a new roommate. Or should I say roommates? It's my friends the Baltic Boys!
They all say hello to me at once and the emo Latvian one whispers "come heather my dearie"
So ofc I come
There room is so high tech and supernatural. It's like they are trying to set off a bomb. Donny sits on my knee. I feel so at home. "Ivan you are so perfect" he whispers
I agree with him ofc.
"Donny Knock it off stop being such a creep UGH" Justs complains
"Sorry for trying to be comforting" Donny huffs
"Boys please stop this arguing I've had enough" JÜRI huffs and then he rolls his eyes. JÜRI sits beside me "now Ivan we know you have a problem. We know that Nicky Byrne is your one true love" JÜRI informs me
"What pfft no... Like he is my favourite member of WESTLIFE and all and he is incredibly handsome and I would totally fuck him and marry him and have his Wains but fancy him pfffffffttt..."
I made it obvious tho ofc I loved him.
"About the kids thing. You know i can give you great advice. As I am a father myself with a child that me and my beautiful frisian girlfriend made together. Her name is Rosanne. I'm the Donny DILF Fffs " Donny informs me
"Yes yes Donny we get you have a puss to go home too" Justs rolls his eyes
I think about it and I feel happy yum . I never new Donny had a girlfriend. But I'm glad I know now.
"Ivan I need to tell you a secret" Donny informs me
"yes Donny tell me anything"
"Well Ivan .... you see the guys like to pick on me cause I'm the only one out of us three that could actually get a girl pregnant"
Then Juri and Justs turn around with anger
" what are you talking about Donny? I could get any girl if I wamted. All the girls love me" Juri clicks his hair
"Yes and the only girl that wants you is Sanja let's face it. Whereas and be jealous boys... Me and Kaliopi have a thing going on... don't get jealois now haha" Justs shows off .
I like how Just is into the older women. It's very sweet of him.
"Well at least this girl is mine. Anyways she is co!IMG over tomorrow to visit me. I can't wait to see her and our beautiful daughter. But i want to 0ropose to her. And ivan I feel like your song is the most touching to help my daughter fly. Will you sing for us?" Donny asks
And im so honoured "off Donny there is nothing more I would love in the entire world !"
I leave the room as fresh as as a daisy. I see poli again. Idk why but i just don't want to see her face. Her smile is so sexy but I'm sick of it.
"Hi Ivan! Well how was your dinner date last night?" She smiles
"It was amazing way better than our night out. Now fuck off" i smile and walk k away.
She looks at me in discust. I feel bad for her now
I then see Michal and I am happy to see him as we now have made friends but he walks up to me laughing
"Haha Ivan that was smooth HAHAHAHAHAHAAH JAJAJAJAJAAJAJ XAXAXA" HE LAUGHS
I'm so upset so i cry. I don't want anyone to see me.
And then ofc the shitriest people I'm the universe come. The bug 5 and Sweden for some reason.
They walk along the hallway lauhhimg. I can't even believe it ..
Then when they see me the Italian chick stops and takes a deep breath "ITS THE BELAEUSSOAM"
"bitch you mean bleached Russian jajajajajaajajaj" barei bitches.
They all laugh
"Jake that was funny laugh you dickhead" Joe shouts
"H..." Jake starts
"OK shut up now" Joe insults
I run away crying humiliated
