My pancakes are bacon chiken beaks

My hair is Lucius and silky smooth thanks too new aunt Jamima bacon mix with some Olay skin moisturizer to make my hair smooth like a baby's bum bum.

Silky and smooth hair is important if you want your hair Patrick style, butt if that is not your cup of tea well of course it isn't your cup of tea because this is a story not a cup of tea. If you do not enjoy Patrick style you need to try option #2

If you don't want Patrick style hair the aunt Jamima style maybe the right for you. First you need to get a glass rod, dip it in gasoline then you need a fire extinguisher and spray it all I've the rod. Curl it in your rod and your hair will be also luscious but not Patrick style. AUNT JAMIMA STYLE helps protect your hair against dandruff but beware "Every action has a equal or opposite reaction" -Isaac Newton you will become more likely to get lice.

If you don't want aunt Jamima style you will need to get Miley Cyrus style what that requires is a bucket of molten brick and pour It on your hair and your hair will be silky smooth luscious and beautiful. but Miley Cyrus style will cause stuff like Aids, herpies, ulcers, diahreah, gone rica, hepitites a, hepitites b, diabetes, heroin addiction, penis sucking addiction, and could cause death