Deadpool X Reader

Mission Don't Die

You sighed as you looked at the address on the paper in your hand. You were told by Fury to go to this address and kidnapp the person from there. You walked to an old beat down apartment complex and groaned.
"Why would he need someone from here?" You asked yourself out loud. You walked up to the apartment building and buzzed the number that was in the paper.
"Hello?" You said annoyance visible in your voice.
"How did you find this apartment?" A bold mans voice startled you.
"How about I tell you if you let me in?" You said.
H"e's a bit of a perv so use that if you have to."
Fury's words resonated in your mind.
"Are you a male it female?" Said the man's voice.
"I'm a female."
"Why didn't you just say so?" He said excitedly. The door to the apartment opened and you made your way to the apartment. When you got there you were surprised to see the apartment door already open.
"Hello?" You called.
"Over here babe!" You walked in to see a man in a red and black suit making pancakes. You sighed. Should've known you would have to do something like this. I mean why else would Fury of sent someone like you to kidnap someone. But no. No one mentioned the one to be kidnapped was Deadpool himself. Not to mention you guys were somewhat aquantinces.
'Shit'

So hey I had a book and I was just like this but I had to restart my computer and I lost everything so yeah anyway I hope you enjoyed