((I wrote this and posted it on fanfiction.net under "Vikambri", I did not copy it. WARNING: THERE IS LOTS OF SWEARING IN THIS STORY. but of course. Karkat is in it. XD))
JOHN'S POV
John sighed as he ran his fingers through his hair, looking at the computer screen. He wasn't exactly sure how he was going to end up fixing this for himself. He opened up Pesterchum and clicked "carcinoGeneticist", which was his...friend, Karkat's chum handle.
ectoBiologist (EB) started pestering carcinoGeneticist (CG) at 5:42 PM
EB: uh, hey karkat!
CG: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?
EB: well, I just wanted to talk to you.
CG: OH GREAT. WELL WHAT THE HELL DO YOU HAVE IN MIND, FUCKASS?
EB: well... nothing really! I just really need to talk to you!
CG: WELL IM NOT INTERESTED IN HEARING SOME NOOKSNIFF DRABBLE ON AND ON ABOUT SOME SHITTY MOVIE OR SOMETHING. I AM VERY BUSY WITH MATTERS OF MY OWN AND HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO.
EB: like what?
CG: THATS NOT THE POINT! NOW DON'T TALK TO ME AGAIN. AND *DON'T* FORGET HOW MUCH I FUCKING HATE YOU.
carcinoGeneticist (CG) banned ectoBiologist. (EB)
John sighed heavily and looked at his feet. He sat on the floor of his room holding his legs and burying his face in his knees. "I don't know what Im supposed to do." he mumbled grimly to himself, rocking slowly back and fourth. "That's the fourth time today he's said that he's hated me..."
He left his room and wandered into the bathroom to get a good look at himself. Black messy hair, blue eyes like the sea with dorky square glasses to cover them, and a huge overbite. He frowned a little, then looked down to find his sink. He washed is hands and returned to his room. He threw himself back onto the bed where his computer was sitting in front of him. His glasses rode down his nose a little but he didn't care. He decided he was going to pester one of his best friends for advice on his situation. Yes, you couldn't find anyone better for the job than Rose Lalonde.
ectoBiologist (EB) started pestering tentacleTherapist (TT) at 5:50 PM
EB: hey Rose.
TT: Hello, John. How are you?
EB: well, I need to talk to you about something.
EB: it's... about Karkat.
TT: I see...
EB: he and I seem to be... driving apart.
EB: I can't stop it no matter what I do!
TT: Continue.
EB: he keeps telling me he hates me and I can't talk to him for more that 5 minutes without him leaving or banning me! he banned me, Rose!
TT: Well, this is a bit of a pickle.
EB: it's so hard to take!
TT: Well, of course It's hard to take that kind of talk from the person you love.
EB: ...
EB: yeah... it is. It is really hard...
Not even Dave, John's best friend, knew his secret. He didn't know why, but John was hopelessly head over heels for Karkat, and Rose was the only one who knew. She was the only one he ever told.
TT: Well, what do you plan to do next?
EB: i was hoping you could tell me that!
TT: Maybe you should hang out with him sometime.
