Omar was a suicide bomber that died. I guess you know how that happened. When Omar died he went to heaven God asked him questions about his life. This is how the interview went.
God: "what was the first thing that went through your mind."
Omar: "um.. um.. my ass!"
God: "when you died did you see the white light"
Omar: "no I wasn't dumb enough to watch the explosion"
God: "well what did you see"
Omar: "um flying car parts and a friggin s.u.v fly!"
God: "do you like heaven"
Omar: "no I wanted to go to hell but I lost my ticket"
God: "did you like the 5 hour complimentary massage"
Omar: "no they kept feeling me"
God: "then why did you stay all 5 hours"
Omar: "oh because they were women"
God: "so you did like it"
Omar: "no, but I liked what we did after"
God: "eww what did you do?"
Omar: "we played monopoly with her brother, What do you think we did"
God: "nothing did you have fun"
Omar: "yes and no, I had fun but every time her brother passed go he farted in my face"
God: "I can relate to that I have a father-in-law"
Omar: "did your father-in-law eat beans this kid did"
hey this is my first book I hope it's good please vote and comment also should I come out with part 2
