Rant book

Chapter 1-5

Couple Goals:

wtf. All those stupid couples and their stupid shiz goals. With their perfect relationships. Here I am just like standing off to the side. Hey! I can't date but I can like someone😀! Then when your friend updates u on what is happening between her and her bae and it keeps getting cuter and cuter like wtfffffffffffff!!! It is like can u not? Just stop being cute so I can get a bf and we can all be cute together.

Society:
◦ The society that we live in now is so frickin messed up. If you look different you are cast aside. People don't take the time to meet the real you. It is so frickin stupid.

Sports:
Some people say gymnastics isn't a sport and I am like what the frock? It is so a sport you are exercising, burning calories, and using muscle. So don't fucking tell me gymnastics isn't a sport. I would like to see you do what a gymnast does.

Feelings:
Hey dumb shit everyone has feelings so why don't you watch yourself? Hm? One of my parents works a lot and I appreciate it but that means he/she doesn't get to see me in gymnastics that much. I have been doing gymnastics for a month and the one time that that parent makes it he/she says I was getting tired watching you and I almost fell asleep? Wtf. Then while I am in class I look over and see him/her on his/her phone 24/7. Wtf. Hey, why don't you pay attention to your kid for once? You always enjoy my brother's football game but never my gymnastics class. Wtf. He/she might say well football is more important cause he could get hurt and they might win. Well there is a huge chance that I could get hurt I'm gymnastics cause if I am not focusing and I forget to do something in a flip or kick over or vault I could fall and hurt myself. Football player go out with pads and helmets on to protect them. Sure they have guys tackling them but they have safety gear. Gymnasts have to go out and flip on the floor, bars, beam, and vault while looking graceful with pointed toes and everything. PLUS, THEY HAVE NL SAFETY GEAR! All gymnastics team have about 50% or more of team members have a broken bone!!!

Texting Your Crush:
This is so fucking nerve racking for so many people. So you have to start off smooth, be like,
"Hey" or "Hi"
Hello sounds to formal. You can also use Hai as in happy and stuff. (When I say "and stuff" I just assume people know what I mean) Just talk to them like calmly and like your are talking to your BFF. Share interests and stuff u like. This makes for a really easy convo. (This is less of a rant but more advice oh well) Rant part- I hate when there is just a time of awkward silence and then u both say something at the same time. Or when you respond right after u say something and they respond like 5 minutes later... Wtf where are you going? Are you purposely ignoring me and responding late to be "cool". Well then, if annoying the crap out of someone is what u consider "cool" then that is sad. It just gets annoying as hell.