पति - सजनी...अपनी जुल्फों को जरा संवार भी लिया करो ?😘😘😘😘
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पत्नी ( शरमाते हुए ): आप भी ना...
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पति : "मां कसम" अगर अगली बार खाने में बाल आ गया तो "सजनी" से "गजनी" बना दूंगा...!!😝😝😂😂😝😂😝
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Latest students terminology for all various class related short forms. ... just got this .. seems one of the kids created this ... wow ! ... check it out .... 👦👧 😜
C = Come
L = Late
A = And
S = Sleep
S = Silently
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H = Half
O = Of
M = My
E = Energy
W = Wasted
O = On
R = Random
K = Knowledge
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S = Sleeping
T = Talking
U = Unlimited SMS
D = Dreaming
Y = Yawning
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M = Meri. / Maut
A = Aatma. / Aegi
T = Tujhe. / Teri
H = Hamesha / Har
S = Sataegi. / Saal
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S = Student. /. Saara
S = Sleeping. /. Saal
T = Time. /. Tension
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G = Gossip
A = And
M = Masti
E = Exam
S = Side Karo
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And the best one .......
P = Pitwaegi
T = Teacher
M = Mummy se
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Forward it to all
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Next level of whatsapp language...
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Boy :- I got a new job 😀
Girl :- ✋🐀🐀🐀
Boy :- yeh kya 😳
Girl:- CongRats 😜
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Now this one will kill you
Girl-what is ur education ?
Boy- 🚂👂💍
Girl-ab ye kya ?
Boy - Engineering
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Girl : what is your name ?
Boy : 🍞☕
Girl : what nonsense. ....your name is bread tea?
Boy : nahi re pagli....bunty 😝
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This one is killer smily
girl : what are u doing ??
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boy : 😗😕😗😕😗😕
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girl : what is this ????
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boy : gutka kha rha hu baby
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Girl- suna he tumhare uncle tv laye he
Boy:- ha
Girl:- kaisa he
Boy:- 📦📦👳📺📦
Girl:- ab ye kya he
Boy:- dabba he dabba uncle ka tv dabba
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