Jacksepticeye [text messages]

1: Babe

Current time: 5:00 a.m

Jack: hey, coming to your house. Be there in a few

You: Jack, I'm sorry to brake it to you, but its 5:00 AM!!! Go to your moms house because I'm sleeping

Jack: awww but I want to cuddle with you...

*5 minutes of contemplating*

You: Fine... Get your Irish butt over here...

Jack: Yay!