Tales of the Obscurely Mad

Marianne and Kylie

Mr Geoffries was a pig, not literally but figuratively, he cheated on his wife multiple times with various women ranging from their son's teachers to babysitters to even Mrs Geoffries' mother.

Mr Geoffries lived by his own twisted philosophy: "If it has tits and a cunt it's ready for me to fuck it"

Mrs Geoffries had just met a woman from down the street named Marianne, she wore a short red dress no matter what weather, always wore smokey eyeliner with bright red lipstick, her breasts and ass pop out the dress like they were too big and the dress was about to tear off at any second, much to the dismay of Mr Geoffries it never did, Mr Geoffries always enjoyed when she came over for coffee with Mrs Geoffries, mostly because she gave him head in the bathroom whilst Mrs Geoffries was getting more coffee for them, but also her daughter Kylie, she was only fifteen but that didn't stop Mr Geoffries, he bent her over and fucked her on every piece of furniture in his house and Marianne's, he even at one point attempted to trick them into having a threesome with him, sadly Mrs Geoffries cock blocked with her last minute book club meeting.

Marianne never had a problem with Mr Geoffries screwing her and her daughter, she always seemed strangely calm about the ordeal, when she first walked in on them she simply smirked, tapped the side of her nose and left the room chuckling.

Marianne and Kylie are enigmas to the whole neighbourhood, no one knows where they came from or even when they moved to this neighbourhood, no one else even seems to pay attention to them when they walk to the Geoffries' house, Mr Geoffries found this odd since Mr Turner was always eying women that came to his house whilst licking his lips and looking at Mr Geoffries with a very jealous look across, but instead he ignores Marianne like she's some force of evil, Mr Geoffries never cared since less competition means less effort.

One day Mrs Geoffries and their son walked in on Mr Geoffries eating out Kylie whilst Marianne sucked his dick, Mrs Geoffries didn't seem at all phased by this and actually fully understood and suggested that they have an open marriage so they're both less sexually oppressed, but their son took it horribly.

Their son Fletcher was fifteen just like Kylie and was also seeing her, Fletcher didn't take advantage of her though, he bought her flowers, told her how amazing she was and helped when she complained about a creepy old man who keeps pressuring her into sex, Kylie was devastated when she found Fletcher in the bathtub with razor carving her name into his wrist as he sobbed and almost took too many sleeping pills.

Mr Geoffries had crossed the line, Kylie didn't care that he took advantage of her, but he hurt the first boy to treat her this way rather than a sex object, so she told her mother Marianne.

Marianne straight away realised that her daughter was in love and wouldn't want this creep getting in the way, so she asked Kylie to get various ingredients for a drink that will "put him where he belongs"

Kylie went to various markets, alleyways and online stores, finding everything she needed:

Frog sperm

Elderflower

Frog eyes

Stillborn tadpole

Marianne mixed it all together and invited Mr Geoffries over for a "good time" he of course rushed over already half naked with condoms and lubricant ready, Marianne handed him the potion in a wine glass and said "Let's get drunk and make some crazy mistakes"

Mr Geoffries took it and chugged it without a second thought, the two then began to have their usual affair, except somethings began to seem wrong; Mr Geoffries' tongue was growing, Marianne didn't mind but it was still odd nonetheless, his skin began to produce some strange liquid, it was some kind of mucus, he kept going despite it, suddenly his hands became webbed and could no longer fit around Marianne's breasts, next thing he knew he was down on the sofa staring up at the giantess that is now Marianne, he attempted to scream but he only croaked.

Marianne lifted him by his foot and chuckled, she held him against her breasts, stroking and shushing him as she then shoved him into a shoe box.

The next day Kylie and Fletcher were sat in their science, both partnered up since neither of them had friends because they were both weird and never could fit in.

The teacher walked in and hung up her coat "Ah Fletcher, I'm glad you're back and I hope that you feel better now after your little break, Kylie here suggested that we dissected frogs since she knows how much gore cheers you up." she said softly with a sympathetic smile across her face.

Fletcher looked over at Kylie with a large grin across his face "You always know how to cheer me up"

"What kinda girlfriend would I be if I didn't?" She answered back as she wrapped her arms around him, she then bent down and grabbed a shoebox, "Mum got this frog just for you"

"Seriously? That's so cool!" Fletcher exclaimed as he opened the box with a childish smile across his face, "What if I want it as a pet?"

"Trust me, this one's a real slimeball you don't want this one" Kylie exclaimed quickly slamming it onto the table.

Mr Geoffries awoke on a chopping board with his neglected son and the girl he pressured into sex both staring at him holding scalpels with anticipation, Mr Geoffries finally realised the errors of his ways, but it was too late, Fletcher opened the frog's chest finding out that his father did have a heart after all.

The End.