There were three nuns that got hit by a bus. They went to heaven. St. Peter met them by the gates to heaven and asked the three nuns if they had sinned. He asked the first one, she replied with i have touched a dick. St. Peter told her to go wash her hands in the fountain containing holy water. When St. Peter went to ask the second nun if she had sinned, the third nun pushed her out the way and rushed to the fountain gurgling the water. St. Peter asked her what was wrong and she said that she wanted to gurgle the water before the other nun put her big fat ass in it.
The End.
