Also that YOU NEED TO READ THE DESCRIPTION OF THE STORY
BECAUSE YOU WILL GET OFFENDED IF YOU DONT
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If I were in stranger things:
//To Johnny Boy/ Camera No Real Dad Boy
"Omfg, stop taking pictures and go to the actual police you fucking idiot."
"ACDC's better"
"You should totally ask out Nancy. Not barb tho, she's too good for you. Oh and when the fuck will you get a fucking haircut you fucking mop."
//To Dustin
"Ohmigosh you're adorable"
"Bitch, you got pudding and didn't share any!?"
"You look like Dipper from Gravity Falls....Oh my bejeetlejuice I could pass as Mabel and then we'd be twins!"
//To Lucas
"Where did you get that Walkie Talkie I need one pls"
"Eleven is a girl, yes, and she's not mute you idiot she's in the middle of the fucking woods, surrounded by boys, who take her in, hide her from their parents, and feed her waffles that could be poisoned for all she knows. Also, Mike did kinda hide her in a closet. "
"Oh she could also kill you will a blink of the eye, don't cross her"
//To Eleven/Chronic Nosebleeds
"We're wasting money on fucking waffles. In this situation, Kleenix would be better."
"I'll feed you 20,000 eggos if you kick Steve in the nuts. Or throw him off a cliff"
"Who the hell got that wig? You can't speak properly in the first place; are you trying to pass as blonde that much?"
//To Mike
"BITCH WILL IS GONE AND YOURE FUCKING GAY FOR HIM, AND KISSING A MUTE GIRL. WHERE THE HELL IS BARB, HMMMMMMM?!"
"I bet you Lucas, Dustin, and Will would have a threesome if he comes out alive. Oh don't deny, you're just kissing eleven cuz she beats up people and will do everything you say for fucking waffles"
"You will become Carl grimes, I'm forcing you. "
//To Steve
"I know you weren't studying"
"Your hair is 10% blow dryer 90% desperate"
"I hope your dick gets caught in your zipper"
//To Joyce
"Can I have my Christmas lights back?"
"Women, your house is 90% carpet, you wonder why you keep getting shocked when the phone rings"
"WILL!!! You ever shut up?"
//To cop dude
"Rough day at work?"
"Who'd you sleep with this time?"
"Why didn't you search for barb?"
//To Nancy
"While you were 'studying' barb took a swim and has a slug up her nose. Happy?"
"Woman. He uses more hairspray than you do your brain."
"Please tell me you know how to kill a person."
//To barb
"Omigosh marry me"
"Oh shit that's a slug. Bye Felicia"
"Please teach me."
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