Joker and Harley one shots! (suicide squad)

Harley's a mommy!

Someone leaves a baby at their front door, and joker has an idea.
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"Oh haaaaaaaarley???" Joker cooed from the bedroom. "Check the mail will ya? I wanna see if I got my subscription!"

Harley stopped scrolling through her phone and groaned loudly. "OK PUDDIN!" She yelled back, getting up lazily.

"You lazy piece of shit." She grumbled to herself, making her way to the door.

"WHAT WAS THAAAAAT?!?!?" He boomed, causing her to jump.

"I SAID, YA CRAZY GREASE ARMPIT!!!!" she replied without thinking.

There was a silence.

"WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?" He yelled back.

She giggled and sprinted to the door. She swung the door open and nearly stepped on the baby carrier that sat on the concrete steps.

Her heart pounded hard.

"Please be a baby, please be a baby." She said crossing her fingers. She's used to finding bombs planted in weird things like baby carriers.

She bent over and turned the carrier around.

Her heart skipped a beat seeing an actual, smiling baby nuzzled into the blankets surrounding it.

She squealed with joy and graciously unbuckled the little thing.

"Oh my gosh, oh my gosh!!!!!!" She cried, feeling the tiny baby's weight under her fingers as she picked it up.

She lifted it up to her chest, and smiled widely feeling it's heat. She's only known it for 1 minute and she's already utterly in love.

She wondered who would leave their baby at such a place. Who would trust them to take care of someone's baby? And she also wondered how her Puddin would react.

But she didn't really care at this point. All she could think about was telling him.

She rushed to their bedroom, clutching the baby tightly.

She swung the door open, revealing joker in his underwear watching tv. She was a bit nervous about what he'd say, but she was so damn excited.

His gaze met hers, then the baby's.

"My my..." He said getting up from the bed, "What do we have here?" He cooed, his eyes never leaving the baby's.

She stepped back hesitantly, but not enough for him to notice.

He walked over to it and stared at it. "What sex is it?" He said crossing his arms.

"I dunno, Let's check!" She said excitedly.

He didn't hesitate to hold his hands out, making grabby hands toward the baby.

She gave it to him, and before she could say anything, he held it to his chest. A part of her was afraid that he'd kill it right then and there. But he didn't. He just smiled down at the baby.

He turned around and set the baby down on the bed gently. Which surprised Harley.

"How did you acquire this?" He asked, unbuttoning the onesie.