Hot Fudge Sundae

Mr Memory

Zack invited Tomika over and be non sinners together, but unfortunately, she had to go somewhere, but instead Mr. Spencer came over.

"Aren't you one of Tomika's dads?" Zack asked unsurely, opening the door.

"Heck I might be," Mr. Spencer said, "But you know that play you and Tomika were going to watch? Well it's you and me now, kid,"

"Um... okay.... but lemme get my iPod," Zack closed the door and walked back inside, he needed to find his mcr STAT and calm down.

After five minutes, Zack came back, blasting Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge, "Let's go, I guess.

Mr. Spencer drove up in his 2016 Cadillac, and Zack hopped in shot gun, oooh, Mr. Mooneyham would always let him do that because it was a bigger chance he'd die, but having an adult who didn't mindlessly hate you let you drive shotgun is even better!

Zack's iPod automatically connected to the Bluetooth speakers, "Oops, sorry... I uh..."

"Nah," Mr. Spencer said, pulling some sunglasses out of his sweater vest; gay magic, "Keep that heck on wHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

Words could not express how uncomfortable Zack was.

They finally reached the theater, and sat in it eating chips.

"Look son, It's okay to be gay," Mr. Spencer said as the lights dimmed, signaling the start of the play.

"I'm not---" Zack began. Hadn't Mr. Spencer ever heard of no homo?!?!?!?!?!?

"Look son, you are as straight as a heccing piece of cooked spaghetti, don't lie to me,"

Maybe zack was yes homo...... he did really like all the member s of mcr and the guitarsona he created for his handydandy guitar, boitar.

"Thank you," Zack whispered,,,,,, thankfully.

--

After the play, Mr. Spencer drove to a frozen yogurt shop, because you know what else isn't striaght???? Frozen Yogurt.

After Mr. Spencer paid for 100% homo yougtr, he began preaching to Zack once more.

"So, my little ho, Tomika doesn't have a crush on you,"

"What?" Zack said; there was red frozen yogurt dripping from his mouth.

"Look, son," Mr. Spencer said, eating his hot fudge sundae frozen yogurt, "You can call platonic friends 'daddy'"

"Are you okay Mr. Spencer? Were you taking some weed drugs before you came here?" Zack wiped his mouth with his sleeve, because it's black so no one will see it. Perks of being an emo.

"Never accept less than $20 for giving a succ," Mr. Spencer sounded sane, which was terrifying,

"Um, I'm 10, Mr Spensir," Zack folded his hands in concern. Was this why Mr. Williams was Tomika's favorite dad.

"Succ is a succ Zack, a sin but its succ,"

"That's exZACKly my point!" Zack giggled at his own pun, "I'm not a sinner! I'm punk rock but I'm not a sinner!"

"Well kid," Mr. Spencer finished his frozen yogutr, "People are gonna grow up around you and you're not gonna give or get the succs,"