Alright.
I know.
I have a southern accent.
Shut up.
It's horrid and demeaning and it makes me sound like a redneck.
I'm originally from Canada...
And I moved to Georgia when I was young...
And then... I got used to the accents when we moved to Tennessee.
And then I really got one when I lived in Louisiana.
But, besides my point.
Stahp making fun of it...
You know who you are. *cough* Logan and Jacob. *cough*