Gravy Falls EP. 1- Tourist Trip

Gravy Falls - S1, EP1, Tourist Triped

Differ's POV

Aah, summer break~! A time for pleasure and relaxation... unless your me. So this is my sister, the girl on her phone not caring about this problem, Moobile. She is always on her 381 phones, and she doesn't really need them.

"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee", if your wondering why we're running away from this stump that isn't moving, I have a perfectly realistic explanation.

So this all started when our parents thought we could get some fresh air in the summer, BUT WE WANNA PLAY VIDEJO GAMES ALL DAY BUT OUR DUMBO PARENTS WON'T LET US IT'S NOT FAIR SDAKFJASNNTFJKSNEKURHA!!!!!!!!!!!
Ahem. Anyways, we have to stay with our Great Uncle, Grunkle Stan, but we call him Grunkle Stupid. He owns this place called the "Mystery House", a house full of lies and unrealistic mysteries, the only mystery is why anyone came.

"He's looking at it! He's looking at it!",

"Do you seriously have to talk to every guy with a Samsung?",

"UMMMMM, actually I'm talking to every guy that has an iPhone, not a Samsung!",

"Whatever, tell yourself whatever you need to do",

"You just don't know what love feels like! Because no one loves you!", then Moobile took at her 263th phone and played an air horn track,

"MOOBILE! SHUT UP!",

"Ugh, you know what? I think the man with the sexist iPhone will come out of that door any minute now!", as she said Grunkle Stupid came out and looked more terrible then ever. I began to laugh until Moobile rolled her eyes and nudged me hard in the arm, "AHAHAHA-OW. ..owowowow."

"Okay, I need one of you kids to hang these signs up around the spooy part of the forest",

"Not it",

"Not it",

"Also not it",

"No one asked you, Doctor Soos",

"I know, and I'm extremely totally not sad about it", Soos said as he ate from his Hirschly Bar,

"Okay, inne, minne, miny, you", Grunkle Stupid pointed at me

"Aha!", teased Moobile

"Ugh, you always pick me! You know, I think this place his filled with monstas and literally my mosquito bite spells out 'bewarb' ",

"It says 'beware' ", he says while I rub my arm,

"Just go hang these up!", Grunkle stupid threw the signs and supplies at my feet, I need for putting the signs up.

"Ugh, stupid Grunkle, that's why we name him Grunkle Stupid... Clod...", I attempt to put the nail on a tree until I hear an echoing bang... I knock again... What's in there? I attempt to open it many times CAUSE THESE DAMN NIBBLE-IT HANDS ARE SO DAMN TINY! When I finally did open it, there was many switches so I started playing with them and I hear a trapdoor open behind me... Huh? A book with a paw and a 3 in the middle? I flick through it. There was a lot of supernatural creatures. I saw a page with meaningless letters... seems like a code to me. I kept flickering until I saw words that caught my vision "NEVER DISOBEY" Disobey? Disobey who? Until I turned the page. "Oh..... Pewlivecake? Who da hell dat?" I wondered.

"Wait I was playing Pokemon Go, how did I get here??", Moobile came out of no where

"KJSFABJNASJKDN!! Oh, it's just you, Moobile",

"AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OH MY GOSH NERD! YOU GOT A BOOK?! EVERYONE HAS A WATTPAD AND IS READING HEART OF SILENCE!! IT'S THE BEST BOOK ON THERE!!",

"W-WHATEVER! I BET HEART OF SILENCE IS A DUMB BOOK!",