Call Me (KidLaw)

Chapter 6

Call Me

Chapter Six

Kidd had no idea where the heck he was. He had taken the first two lefts, then a right, and then the last left. Now he was in the middle of no where on a dirt road, motorcycle at least half a mile away stuck in some mud. It was like a slasher film, and as he walked further into the dark woods, like an idiot, he had to chant to him self that he was not going to run into any hill billy canabils, or any slaves traders looking for exotic red heads.

He had walked down the road for a few more minutes before he noticed the security camera pinned onto a tree. He let out a sigh of relief, and began to walk faster. He rounded the next bend on the dirt road, and almost cried out in joy at the sight of the huge house in front of him.

Eustass wasted no time going up to the door, and knocking loudly with the brass knocker.

'Wow,' he thought, craning his neck to get abetter look at the staggering height of the house, 'Law's family sure is loaded.'

The door opened seconds later, and revealed a pretty girl with dark hair and eyes in maroon maid outfit that Kidd was sure was not appropriate for a any woman to wear unless they planned on taking it off. Like, for dollars.

"Hello?" she asked, taking a drag of the cigarette that appeared suddenly between her lips.

The teacher coughed lightly as she blew the smoke right into his face, " I wish to speak with Don Quixote Doflamingo, if he is available. "

Kidd wasted no words, and the woman raised her delicate eyebrows in question.

"And if he is? Who is trying to call on the Young Master?"

As Kidd reached for his wallet, he noticed the woman stiffen, and seemingly grabb at something behind her back. Kidd presented his school I.D., and his liscense. "I am Eustass Kidd, and I teach Mr. Don Quixote's son, Law. I wish to have a word with him about Law."

The woman visibly relaxed, but still contemplated whether to let him in or not.

"Do you think that you could let him know that I am here, please?" he asked, starting to feel impatient.

The woman looked away from him for a moment, but when she looked back at him, he was startled to see a blush on her cheeks, and star shines in her eyes.

"D-Do you... need me?" she asked shyly, and peered at him through her thick eye lashes, and twirled a lock of dark curls around her finger.

"..." then, "Yes?"

The maid let out a strangled cry of... happiness? at his answer, and swung the door wide open, letting the man enter.

Kidd was told to wait in the foyer, and then the woman, who introduced herself as Baby Five, left him to himself in the huge room.

The teacher shrugged of the black blazer he had thrown on, and left the article on the back of a nearby chair. He stuck his hands in his pockets, and walked around, admiring the portraits on the walls. He noted that they were all blond, and that they all wore sometype of shaded eye wear. Hmm, weird.

Some where he heard the trickle of water, and the strong erge to pee came to Kidd. God, he really needed to go! Another five minutes passed, and by then Kidd was doing the 'Gotta Piss Real Bad' jig, and singing the 'Hurry Up For Christ Sake' chant of the damned. Fuck, he should've pissed in the woods, or something!

After almost ten minutes more, Kidd was seriously contemplating whipping his junk out right there in the foyer and doing his buisness in a plant potted urn, when the sound of foot steps echoed down the hall.