Justin Beiberitice is when a woman gets stuck into a mans body and can never get out unless Justin Beiber is killed.
Scientists have tried to kill JB but when JB scenes that a person is too close to him he calls his inner woman in him too sing. when his inner woman (Justilia) is singing it puts all women in a trance to want to listen to them for hours of a day (only smart women can escape the JB's trance)as for men they get put in a trance were they are frozen in place for five hours then they are sent to Antarctica. there is approximately 5 to 8 hundred men there now.
JB is wanted in Antarctica , Brazil , new York , and now Texas.
how you can keep from getting Justin Beiberitice is not listening to his songs and keeping away from him.
Now we interview a man that has had JBittice for a year now his name is Tom.
ME- now tom it is true that you have had JBittice for about a year now?
TOM- yes and every now in then i start to sing baby or as long as you love me and my wife broke up with me just because of it.
ME- oh wow now will yo-
TOM- BABY BABY BABY OHH LIKE BABY BABY BABY OHH!!!!!!
DIAL 1-800-445-2937 TO HELP RAISE MONEY FOR WEAPONS TO KILL JB.
(don't actually dial it :P)
