Make me (Being Edited)

Yay! Forest of....wait Death!?

Anko was staring at me as I stared back. The wind passed and made my red hair flow out with it, also her short black hair.

Our glares deepened.

The we laughed as we saw our turtles had smashed into another a piece of paper in both theyre tiny snappy mouths, chewing on it slowly with the goats eating the rest that was torn all around us. Crying sounds behind us.

You may be wondering why we were with goats and turtles, that and why I was with our next Proctor.

Well, you see.....it happened cause of my so called team sensei.

Flashback

I ran out once we had passed not really caring for the Anko lady that barged in.

I ran to the house I unfortunately shared with my teams lazy one eyed sensei, who could act cool sometimes, but mostly posed me off in the mornings, and I won't go into another flashback to show you what I mean.

Running inside, I ran to his room and grabbed out his stash of Icha Icha paradise books and held the series triumphantly, but my sly grin instantly turned into a scared frown.

"Hiro, what in the hell do you think your doing?!" Said a dark creepy voice, I turned to see Kakashi standing there.

We stared for a minute. Him glaring, me sweating buckets at how frightened I was at the moment.

I then made a break for it, taking the book that was in his hands as well as I did so.

He exclaimed loudly and yelled after me, and as I was running he pushed aside a woman with short black hair, and called her a name I shall not mention. Which made her angry and ran after him.

I ran to a small farm that had goats and went in, soon Kakashi had me cornered but Anko came in and tackled his ass, and tied him up quickly in Chakra infused rope that made the one being tied up not able to use their chakra. That and tighten over on them when they try to escape.

Snickering and then I started laughing my guts out at the seen.

Then Anko turned to me.

"Sorry, but I just took all his pervy books to get at him for all the times he threw water on me to wake me up." I said innocently, and truthfully.

Then all of the sudden a turtle grabbed one of the many books in my arms and started shredding it.

Me and Anko then got creepy smiles.

Kakashi as I saw started weeping as we gave the goats the books, and they accepted gladfully.

Flashback end

So that was basically it, me and Anko bonded through this experience and started leaving while pulling-well dragging Kakashi, all the way to the house where she untied him and left his body on his bed.

I heard a knock and quickly went over and saw Naruto, I'm which I hugged him in a big bear hug.

He chuckles and hugs me back. "Now why is it you invited me here?"

"Oh, I forgot to say for dinner part huh?" I reply thinking back to when I asked him.

He shakes his head no and chuckles.

"I'd be really happy to taste your cooking Hiro!" He says and my face bursts in a blushing red, almost the same color as my hair.

"Alright! Can you get my Apron from my room?" I ask as I head into the kitchen.

"Sure!" Was his reply.

As I was getting ingredients and spices from all over the kitchen  I heard someone trip and I looked out of the kitchen to see Naruto fainted?

What the hell?

I shake my head and grab a pot and a pan. Then a pitcher. And of course the serving spoons.

Naruto walked in dazed. "Why is Kakashi sensei dead on his bed?"

Hehe his sentence rymed.

"Oh um, you'll haft to ask Anko about that, she had her fun on him." I said chuckling nervously.

"Wait-you dont-" I hear another fall but beside me.

I look down at Naruto, his nose bleeding and his eyes all swirled. I sweatdropped at him.

"Naruto, clean up your mess." I said as I took my apron  and started cooking.

I put in meat into the pan, with some veggies and some fruit. Then in the pot I put in noodles. The pitcher I put in some water this made a mixture that went into it and made it soda! Yaaay! I tasted the drink and my face turned into one of bliss, for my concoction worked!

As I set the table Naruto mopped up his mess, and Kakashi finally rose from the dead and sat at a chair at the table.

"Kakashi, hehehe, I got you something!" I said as I gave him a gift bag, his eyes sparkled but then filled with tears as he saw some of his old books torn to shreds piled on the top, he went up and started throwing the shreds away with anime tears till he felt something at the bottom. He pulled it out and found it to be the exclusive version of his favorite series.

He started hugging Hiro and spinning him around thanking him, but was soon stopped by a angry Naruto who held me close to him.

Hehehe, soon we ate and was time for bed, Naruto slept with me, we snuggled together and soon were fully asleep.

*******

The next day we were at the part I hated the most in the series. Well not the most, but I did still extremely hat this part.

I was in a very bad mood you could see it all around me in a dark murderous aura.

I was like that when Anko cut Naruto's cheek, I was like that with creepy tongue ninja who I knew wasn't really the actual ninja, and I was like that as we got our scroll, and went into the next test casually.

The forest of death I did not like, cause someone I care about gets hurt, my team does, but I'll be here to help.

Hopefully.