It all started one day when, Peculiarbooklion on Instagram did an Instagram story. If you don't know what that is it is when you write a beginning to a story and your followers continue it. Why potatoes and condoms, may I ask? Here is a few entries from this wonderful story.
I said "ARE YOU COOKING POTATOES?" I inhale and exhale and then run and grab the potatoes from the hot water and start eating it like an apple. He found that very sexy and then started kissing my lips, then my neck. Now the condom part. He picked me up, grabbing the condoms on the way to the bedroom knowing we were in for a good time. Didn't that change subjects quickly?
