Bob Dangle one day was sitting comfortably in the marsh of crap, he was enjoying his daily intake of waffles and stroking ducks, while he did so, millions of tiny ducks invaded bobs space. This turned him on intensely. Bob is an ameba, a fluffy ameba. Bob felt awfully depressed about his ethnicity as he knew he had no chance with a duck ever in his life. So he turned to ant eaters instead... But they didn't half turn him on as the dazzling ducks...he craved the sexual tension that the ducks provided for him, they made him tingle inside and a part of his lower body became very stiff and stuck up. Then Lucy arrived. Bob was even more turned on by Lucy than the sexy ducklings he needed to be inside her. But his size set him back. He was only half a millimetre. This was highly embarrassing as it felt like Lucy didn't even notice him. To be continued. OK THIS IS MY FIRST STORY SO COMMENT IF YOU ENJOYED! DEDICATED TO JOE BIRCH HEALEY ✌
