Mr. Veggie: The Legend Continues...

Part 3: Practice

Mr. Veggie may have gotten super strength and speed beyond comprehension, but he still has a job to do. Walking back and forth across the halls of the middle school, screaming at 6th graders until his throat started bleeding. But today was different. "GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING CELL PHONE!!" He screamed. "What's your problem man?" The kid said. Mr. Veggie couldn't control his anger. He took the kid by the neck and smashed him into the lockers. "Don't make me say it again." He whispered, teeth gritted. The child was crying from pain, and teachers and students were looking from the classrooms. Mr. Veggie pulled the kid from the lockers, grabbed his cell phone, and crushed it with his hand. "See me in my office." Mr. Veggie threw the kid down the hall, through the second story window, and on to a car in the parking lot. The teachers screamed in horror. "SHUT UP!!! IM THE PRINCIPAL, I MAKE THE RULES!!" They screamed more. Mr. Veggie walked up to one, and smashed her head against his knee so hard her skull broke in two. "You're fired." Mr. Veggie threw the decapitated teacher on the floor and walked to his office. There were no more cell phones out that day. In his office, Mr. Veggie was combing his beard when he felt the familiar kidney pain. "How did your power feel?" The butt worm crawled out of Mr. Veggie's ass and on to the table. "You really enjoyed yourself back there." The butt worm chuckled. "This is just the beginning. I can give you unlimited power, but for a price." Mr. Veggie smiled. "What would that be?"
"Mr. Hollerface's seed."
Mr. Veggie remembered Mr. Hollerface. Bald, short and very chubby. All and all a pretty decent guy. Just don't ask him about Social Studies. He teaches it, but all of his students died of hunger and thirst because he wouldn't let them leave the classroom until he taught the history of every country in the world. After that he just shut himself off from the rest of the world. Locked himself in his classroom with all the lights off. Nobody dares to go in there after what happened last month. One of the nicer teachers tried to help Mr. Hollerface. He unlocked the door with the master key and brought food and water to Mr. Hollerface. From what we speculated, we thought he just ate the dead mummified corpses of the students. Anyway, the teacher didn't walk two feet in before the door shut behind him. We heard screams from the dark room. The teacher never came out. "Why do you need his seed so badly?" Mr. Veggie asked. "Simple. That seed is what I need to unlock my true and unlimited potential." The butt worm crawled back into Mr. Veggie's ass. "This shouldn't be too hard."