seventeen pick up lines for kinky people ;))))) pt.1

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get ready for some lit pick up lines


for hong jesus; i wor SHIP me and you together ; this is for __Hani__ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ship #hansoos

for hansoap (my ex oppar); wanna wash your hands with me ;)))))))

for yoshi; i would 1v1 on mario cart everyday boy ;))))))

for wontonwoo; let's eat some wontons together sumtime ;)))))

snoozi; i'll never snooze while chatting with you ;))))))))))( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

the 666; i'll come to all the illumunati mettings if i get seeing your bootiful face ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)



y'aLL MUST BE SHOOK 

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y'aLL MUST BE SHOOK 



this last one is for an oh-so-spechal person who i love :,) leetaeyong- aka teayong


i would love to drink tea with you any day ;))))

this is so cringey i cannot iT SHOULDNT EVEN BE CONSIDERED A PICK UP LINE 


dONT CHU DARE TRY TO PICK HIM UP THO HES MINE ;))))


except he's way too heavy to be picked up by me

ppppuns for dayzzzzz






aNYWAY DUN READ THIS BOOK IF YOU GET

aNYWAY DUN READ THIS BOOK IF YOU GET

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also i will be updating my other book too; this is just another book on the side 



bYE wHOREOS /dabs/

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