Surprise, my life isn't perfect, lol that's self explanatory. We'll get there eventually. Anywhoo!!! Hey, I'm Cierra Renee Kennedy! Don't call me by my full name or else I'll most likely get pissed lol. so let's start at the beginning. (20 likes, and I'll lie the whole time) (I'm completely joking)
I was born on a snowy January morning (specifically the 6th) and I had a lovely mom and dad. Yeah... dad not so much.... Basically my dad was a cop so he was like never there like EVER. I mean yeah, he was around enough for me to know who he was but he was never there a lot. Even so, I absolutely ADORED my dad when I was younger. We did everything together. Every morning he would take me with him to get coffee at Sheetz. That was always the highlight of my day. So when I was 5 I went to school. I loved going to school back then! What the hell happened?? The good thing was that I had afternoon kindergarten so I didn't have to wake up at the crack of dawn. Except I did anyway. When I was really young I woke up at the LEGIT CRACK OF DAWN. Every morning. These days my sleep schedule is pretty fucked up. So it's hard for me to actually go to bed at dawn. I remember one time when I was at least six or seven, my dad had ( I think it's this shift) third shift. That's the one where you go to work at like 4pm and get home at 4am or some shit, I don't know. Sorry if I offended any cops out there for not knowing. So basically I woke up at like 4am the one day and I couldn't go back to sleep. So I grabbed my DS (that was my boyfriend back then HAH) and walked downstairs in TOTAL DARKNESS. So I used my DS (boyfriend) for light. Bad idea. IT MADE THE FUCKING LOUDEST NOISE WHEN IT TURNED ON. That one sound when it's like DEE DOO. And I SPRINTED behind a recliner so no one would come down and see me. Then I started playing my DS like just chill. Feeding my Nintendogs. Okay... TBH that game was my shit. So I was feeding my pixelated dogs and I hear A DOOR OPEN. I was freaking the fuck out and started turning my DS's brightness down + the volume as well. I peek out from behind the chair and see my dad standing in the kitchen!!!! So my stupid ass decides, "hmm... maybe I should SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF HIM by saying "dad?". He jumped and said "Cierra! What the hell- heck" (yeah.. he tried to fix his cussing. It never worked) are you doing up?! It's 4am!!" I basically told him that I was getting water and I think he bought it. And he tucked me back into bed. So that was interesting, and to this day I do not have a clue why I still remember every little detail but I guess we'll never know. But for real, those Nintendogs were like 2008-2009 Pokémon Go. Anyway yeah, my dad was my favorite person back then. I have so many stories with him. Like when he was drinking Mtn. Dew and I made him laugh so hard that the soda actually just came out od his nose. Bear in mind, he was driving while this happened. We swerved and almost hit someone but it was worth the moment. That's like my motto. The most stupid shit can make for the best memories. As long as it's not too stupid. Like "put-you-in-jail" stupid.... lol. Welcome to my life.
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Humorthis is a book about me, by the way, hey I'm Cierra, I'm in the most mediocre band you will ever see in your lifetime.. and... 20 likes and ill write this book for real.