Avengers Chatroom

Day 19: babysitting and mind reading

Day 19: babysitting and mind reading


[everyone has joined]

Clint: so let me get dis straight, u guys have just brought joker and Harley bck and r now looking after them

Loki: yep

Tony: r u like babysitting them?

Sam: I guess

Sam: DOES FURY APPROVE?!

Joker: yes chillax

Nat: soooooooooo... why r they here again?

Harley: becuz we got bored and Sam and Loki r gonna make us good... ish

Bruce: well no offence loki but ur not exactly da best person 2 turn some1 good-ish

Loki: pfft, I do wut I want

Thor: IT IS TRUE

Steve: O MY HOLY GOD!! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING 2 ME!!

Harley: dude calm down

Joker: wuts da worst dat could happen

Steve: ANYTHING!

Tony: man up capsicle

Steve: WHERE IS MY ASTHMA PUMP?!

Bruce: ugh *chucks asthma @ steve*

Steve: *wheezes*

Clint: drama queen

Nat: I rly don't understand wuts goin on right now ima get fury

[nat has invited fury to the group]

Fury: wut

Tony: U CHANGED UR USERNAME

Fury: uhuh

Nat: fury, is it true?

Clint: about da joker and harleh?

Fury: yah

Sam: yeyah! in ur face!

Bruce: so where will they b staying?

Fury: with da rest of u

Thor: THE STARK TOWER?

Fury: yahuh

Tony: woah woah woah, hold da phone here! why?!

Fury: becuz it's where all da avengers live. That's why it's called the avengers tower

Tony: it's the STARK tower

Fury: AVENGERS tower

Tony: stark

Fury: avengers

Tony: stark

Fury: avengers

Tony: since when?

Fury: the invasion

Tony: just becuz every1 kinda lives/works there doesn't mean that it's the AVENGERS tower

Harley: it kinda does

Tony: u guys r so mean 2 meh

Fury: *rolls eyes* ima gonna go now

[fury has left]

Steve: I think I'm stabilised

Nat: good

Thor: MY POPTART SENSES R TINGLING... MUST EAT! *flies out through le wall*

[thor has left]

Tony: I shall b expecting a cheque from him 2morrow morning 2 fix da destruction he has caused

Nat: I'm gonna go practise shooting n' stuff

[nat has left]

Steve: I think I need 2 sit down

Joker: wanna play a game?

Loki: dude, I've played with u b4, u cheat

Joker: maybe, but how do U know that?

Loki: telepathic powers

Bruce: u can read minds?

Loki: well I am a master of magic

Tony: DO ME DO ME

Loki: say wuuuut?

Tony: wut am I thinking?

Loki: hmmm... ur thinking, 'ima feel like having some scotch... meh, l8ter, this just got interesting. I bet he's lying. Wut should I think about... hmmm... wait, why is he staring @ me like dat he-oh. U just heard all of dat didn't u'

Sam: fail tony

Tony: sneaky devil

Bruce: hey, I don't think Steve is listening, *points 2 Steve curled up in a ball in da corner* do his

Loki: he's thinking, 'I'm so lonely I have no idea wut they're talking about. Bet thor's having more fun than me, probably got his head stuffed in another poptart box. How predictable. This world is so confusing. Like how the hey do I use this iPhone. All I know how 2 do is go on this stupid Chatroom and that's about it. Also, wut happened 2 da music? everything just sounds like Stark's computer malfunctioning, hehe I used a big word.'

Bruce: fascinating

Sam: well that's adorable

Steve: *snaps out of le trance* wut?

Clint: do mine!!

Loki: 'ima all hyper right now!!! wanna get some ice cream and watch hunger games l8ter and go c Nat! yeah! I rly gotta pee right now... Wait, no I don't... I hope loki didn't just c that... CAW CAW!! hehe random meeeeeeee!!! I'm hungry. Want food. hungryhungryhungryhungryhungryhungryhungryhungryhungryhungryhungryhungryhungryNAThungryhungryhungryhungryhungryhungryhungryhungryKATNISShungryhungryhungryhungryhungryhungryhungryBUDAPESThungryhungryhungry...' And I could go on

Sam: ladies and gentleman, I give u, wut really goes on in birdie's little mind

Clint: GET OUTTA MAH HEAAAADDDDDD!!!

Joker: LMFAO

Harley: XD

Steve: I'm bored. Ur boring me guys. I'm gonna go

[steve has left]

Tony: n'aw he pooping on da party

Sam: DO MEEE!!

Loki: okay, 'Hello mah name is Lerki Laufeyson, I am a snowman, I come from fridge land but I grew up in this fabulous place called Asgard (more like sass-gard) and I have frosties everyday 4 breakfast lunch and dinner. I have a middle name called Doki so whenever I sign a form it says Loki Doki on it and I get all these strange looks but I don't care coz gurl I'm fabulous!'

Joker: XD

Harley: XD

Bruce: XD

Clint: XD

Sam: B )

Loki: ur evil

Sam: I know

Loki: I h8 u

Sam: no u don't

Loki: ...

Sam: ...

Loki: nah ur right I don't! I lurve yah!

Sam: *brofists*

Loki: *brofists*

Clint: aaaaand their ship has sailed

Tony: *quietly whispers* Lomantha!

Bruce: :D

Joker: dafuq is Lomantha?

Clint: their ship name

Joker: oooh riiiight


Harley: awwww that's adorable!!!

Sam: wut?

Harley: nothin :3

Sam: ooookay *slowly walks away*

Tony: *quietly whispers* Lomantha

Bruce: *quietly whispers* Lomantha

Clint: *quietly whispers* Lomantha

Harley: *quietly whispers* Lomantha

Joker: *quietly whispers* Lomantha

[everyone has left]