Harambe was in the rusty water of his habitat when he saw an idiot black child fucking around in the water.
"What the flying fuck is this human doing in my habitat?" Harambe said in Harambese," Fuck this shit, I don't want to deal with this shit."
Harambe was getting angry at the horrified child. So, Harambe took the child and dragged him across the rusty water. That is when he heard the screams and horror-filled voices around him. Harambe was stumped and looked around, wondering what the hell they are screaming for. He thought he was doing the world a favor by fucking eliminating that dumb child, but Harambe was dead wrong. The zookeepers came in and safely removed the child from the zoo, but his mother was pissed off at Harambe; therefore, she ordered to fucking kill Harambe.
"What the flying fuck human," Harambe said," this son of a Harambe went into my fucking habitat."
Sadly, the zookeepers had no choice, they called the cops on Harambe. He was too dangerous because he was secretly Godzilla. All of the Japanese hated Harambe, he was Godzilla. It's surprising that nobody has noticed other than the Japanese. The FBI came in and shot Harambe in his face, leaving him in darkness...
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Harambe x Harambe: The One Shot.
HumorWarning: This fucking piece of shit story is carcinogenic and fucking stupid; your brain cells will leave after this, and that wouldn't be my responsibility. I'm not sorry. ____________________________________________________________________________...
