Absolute randomness

I was laying down on the soft green grass whatching the grass i pick up a glass bottle that was next to me and smash it over my head "owwww" i scream i run back home as fast as i could i put my hand to my head and felt a deep gash in my head i scream "MUM!!" At the top of my lungs i hear something coming down the stairs and i turn to my left where the noise was coming from and what i saw wasnt mum it was nothing like mum the thing that was coming down the stairs was almost like a witch! I ran behind the kitchen bench <what is this> i thought to myself , i tried looking at the bright side <atleast somethings didnt change the nose was crooked and the warts hasnt changed> i kidded to myself

(my mum dosent have a croked nose or warts in real life) the witch yelled "kids these days!" i giggled a tiny bit she started looking at the bench i was under she stood there for a second and waved her hand across herself she turned around and started walking back up the stairs. i stood up and run as fast as i could out the door. I relise every one on the street was diffrent. The next door neighbors were dressed in simpson costumes and the mail man was in a pink flower girl suit doing ballet!