Kamisama Kiss One Shots

The Waitress

The sign says The Dancing Diner,Our waiters and waitresses sing and dance as they serve you.Come join us for our Friday  theme nights.
Story Summary.
Tomoe Mikage is Mikage's son.One night they go to The Dancing Diner with Kurama and Mizuki.But what happends when the cute waitress is friends with his old gang buddy?

Tomoe's dad was Mikage the Land God.To be more specific he dealt with match-making.And now thanks to school and his father's stupidity he was going to have 'family time' with his father and his two friends who were basically his brothers."This is it." Mikage said excitedly."Wow its different than other restaurants." Mizuki said."Yeah and I heard the waitresses are smokin'hot." Kurama said with a smirk."What do you think Tomoe?" Mikage asked."Its a restaurant." Tomoe said saltily.The group headed inside and this Friday's theme was country.A man led them to their table and sent a waitress to them.The waitress was,of course, Nanami Momozono.Nanami was wearing a gray t-shirt that said 'Don't Flatter yourself cowboy I was lookin at your truck' Then she had jean booty shorts with black boots and horseshoe earrings.To top it off she had a black and blue cowboy hat.

Nanami went over to the booth and saw the blonde man with glasses. "Well if it isn't Mikage." She said as the boys looked at her oddly.Mikage looked up and smiled seeing his old colleague's daughter."Hello Nanami how have you been?" "Same old.Same old.Speaking of old,who are these fine cowboys?Your sons?" "No,well at least not all of them.This young man is Mizuki.This one here is Kurama.And finally this is my son Tomoe." "Well its nice to meet you." "Shouldn't you be taking our orders instead of talking?" Tomoe said."Mikage I think you should take Tomoe here to get his sodium level checked." Nanami said with a mischevious glint in her eyes. "Why?" "Because man is he salty." The three men laughed as the fox grumbled under his breath."Now what would y'all like to drink?" "Tea." "Sprite." "Rootbeer." "Sake." "Tomoe!He'll have a green tea as well." "Alright be rightback boys." Nanami said walking off."Dad how do you know her?" "Oh she was my friends daughter.But her mom died when she was six so I looked after her for a while.You two used to play,but you guys don't remember."
                          Tomoe POV
That girl and I used to be friends?No way.And why did she say I was salty?Hmph.I'll admit she was kind of cute. "Hey Nanami!" A red-haired yokai said.Wait a second thats Akura-Ou one of my old gang members. "Yeah. What's up Akura?" Nanami said as she handed us our drinks.She had to bend over the table to put our straws on the middle of the table."Nanami" Akura said coming up to the table. "Whats the Huh challenge?" "Alright. Akura I'm gonna use you for this k?" "Okay?" Nanami's voice turned into a high pitch."Hi my name is Akura-Ou and I act like a douchebag because my penis will never be as big as my ego.HUUUH!" "Hahahahahahhaha!" Everyone starts laughing as Akura gets mad and starts chasing Nanami around the restaurant."Inari!Help me with this horn-head!" Nanami yelled as she went to the back room.A couple seconds later they saw a kitsune male walk out with Nanami. As Inari talks with Akura-Ou,Nanami comes back to take their orders. "Sorry about that guys.He's just mad because its true." When Nanami was done with their orders two other waitresses came out."Hey Kagome. Hey Rin." "Hey Nanami.Did you tell them about the curse yet?" The Kagome girl asked."What curse?" I asked curious.Nanami turned to me and put her hat on my head. "Well they say that if there is a white yokai or hanyou that is rude at first.Is who Inari or Mikage or some other god or goddess destined you to be with." Nanami said."Speaking of curse.Rin!Kagome!Here comes y'all twos curses right now!" She said pointing to the door.Then two white haired men came into the restaurant.One was a hanyou,which we later found out was called Inuyasha,the other was his half-brother Sesshomaru.Then a song came on.(play media)
No ones POV
Nanami grabbed Tomoe from his seat. "C'mon cowboy lets dance!" Tomoe didn't have a say in it,but followed her moves to the dance. When the song ended and Tomoe plopped down in his seat,Nanami came over.She placed her hat on the side of her and Tomoe's faces and kissed him on the mouth.She left him shocked and red faced and embarassed.When Nanami came back with the bill she handed it to Tomoe. Obviuosly confused he opened the folded piece of paper and something fell out.He gave the bill to his dad and read the note. 'We are going to have to work on your dancing! Call me so you know what to do next time! 843-***-****.' Tomoe looked at the paper in shock.He was going to have to come here more often.