One day Austria was licking a frozen pole because mints are all the rage and stuff. Chibitalia said,"ve- Austria, stop eating soft mints D:" Austria threw the precious creature out the window but exploded. HRE was dead so he couldn't save him because he isn't a magical girl. Hungary was dating nyo! Belarus because money and Russia. But luckily chibitalia is a magical girl and was safe. Chibitalia walked into a school and learned about the dangers of candles. Kids, never smell candles or eat too many mints.
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XD eh it's not as good, but it's good right?? Baaai :D
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A Really Crack-ish Hetalia Story
RandomI'm sorry but I was eating mints and this popped up in my head, :'D I don't own hetalia and never will. Rip me Btw no legit ships or smut
