If someone ever calls you in the middle of the night unexpectedly, it's usually bad news. My phone was ringing for the third time. I was hoping that after the first time it would stop, but it didn't. I sat up, frustrated and looked at the number. I didn't recognize it, but it was local. I answered and was greeted by an automated system telling me I was getting a collect call from the county jail. That woke me up, and as expected,it was Dark. When the recording stopped and I was finally able to speak to him (for no more than 30 seconds) he quickly explained that he had been charged with public intox and needed someone to come and get him. I was concerned. "Dark, in LA a public intox conviction can be serious. Fines of up to a thousand dollars, jail time, the works." I said. He didn't sound worried. I hurried to get dressed and got into my car. I rolled up to the jail and was immediately told stay put while they got him. A deputy came back escorting Dark, who was still in handcuffs. His handcuffs were removed and he was thrust into my possession. "Take him. Please." I hid my laughter. I assumed they'd gotten a taste of Dark's attitude. "Come on, let's go." I said, motioning for him to follow. He drunkenly staggered after me. I opened the door for him. "Ah, freedom!" He said, hobbling down the steps. I followed him. "So what happened?" I asked, sitting in the driver's seat. "Well...I went to a bar, got piss drunk...met a chick...took her outside and had some fun...a cop saw, and the rest is history." I laughed. "That is so you...but seriously, this is more serious than what you think." "(Y/N), criminal history means nothing to me. I'm a supernatural being, your laws don't mean to me what they mean to humans." I shrugged. "No jail can hold me anyway. I can teleport." "Then why didn't you?" Dark thought about it for a moment. "I'm too drunk to think clearly." he finally said. I laughed. "You are seriously dumb sometimes." I said, throwing the car into drive. "Sometimes." he said, laying his head against the window. "You okay?" I asked. "Yeah, I'm fine." he said, sounding a bit sleepy. I brought him back to my place. "It's closer, it's late at night...you'll be fine on the couch." I said. He flopped onto it face down. "Thanks." he mumbled. I dumped myself in bed for the night. When I woke up, Dark was still face down, ass up on my couch. I set a cup of coffee next to him on the end table. I had no idea when he was going to wake up, it'd probably be cold by the time he did. He stirred a bit, blinking his eyes open. "What time is it?" he asked. "7:30." I said, brushing my hair. "I'm out of here...I have to work. You can stay here if you like...I'll be back around five." Dark groaned. "I feel like hell. I don't think I'm going anywhere." He looked at the coffee. "Thanks, but I'm not drinking anything for a LONG time." he said, putting his face back down into the couch. I chuckled as I left. I spent the day at work expecting Dark to be gone when I got back. When I came back he was still laying on the couch. "Feeling better?"I asked. He nodded. "Much." "Well that's good." He sighed. "I have a court date tomorrow morning. Hopefully this thing will just go away...I don't really wanna deal with it." "Already?" I asked, surprised. He nodded. "Well good luck...I mean it's probably an advisement or something." Dark rolled his eyes. "I know, I just hope that they just make this damn thing go away." I shrugged. "The DA's office sees an easy conviction so good luck." Dark sighed. "Did you have to go there?" "What's the matter? Our laws don't really apply to you...or so you said?" "They don't having a record means nothing. I don't have to work, I have nothing to worry about like that...but this whole justice system process seems time-consuming. If I run away, I'll have a warrant...so I guess it was a good thing I didn't just teleport home. Ugh. No more drinking." he said, shaking his head. "Yeah right, you'll be drunk after court tomorrow." Dark tossed me a sly grin. "Maybe." he said. "Oh god, you're a trip." I said, taking my shoes off. I was beat. I felt like I hadn't slept in a week. "I think I'm gonna go lay down." I said, heading for my bedroom. I crawled into bed. It was almost 9...what a long day. I felt Dark slip into bed next to me. "Hey, did I invite you?" I asked playfully. "Nope. But I did." I gave him a playful shove. "Oh it's like that, eh?" Dark said, pinching my arm. "Ouch!" I said, slapping his hand away. "You wanna go, Dark?" I asked, putting my hands out, trying not to laugh. "I do, but do YOU?" he asked, raising his eyebrow a bit. I grabbed his arm,and tried pushing him over. It didn't work. He overpowered me and pinned me on my back. He started counting. By the time he got to three, I had nipped at his wrist enough to get him to pick his hand up. I crawled out from under him and hit him over the head with a pillow. "Ok, come on, you're getting too into this." he said, putting his hand up to block my attacks. I stuck my tongue out. "You surrendered!" I said. He looked at me. "No, I didn't." he lunged at me, tickling my sides. "That's cheating!" I said, trying to push his hands away. "No it isn't, it's me winning."he said, backing off. "God I hope they throw you in jail." I said, collecting myself. "Why? Wouldn't you miss this?" he asked, leaning in and giving me a long kiss. My eyes widened in shock. "What was that about?" I said, trying to conceal the blush growing on my cheeks. "Because." Dark said. I just looked at him. He looked back, cocking his head a bit. "Well?" he said. I placed my index finger in my mouth and began nibbling at my nail. "Don't, that's such a filthy habit!" "Says the smoker." I retorted. I withdrew my finger. "Are you gonna kiss me or not?" My face grew flushed. "I...I guess?" Dark chuckled. "Let me ask you in another way." he said, kissing me again. I kissed back rather quickly, tangling my fingers in his hair. He sucked away at my bottom lip until I let him in. He explored my mouth with his tongue for a few moments before tracing a cool hand down my body. I shivered. I pulled my shirt over my head and unhooked my bra. Dark pushed me onto my back. I could still smell traces of alcohol on him. He sucked and licked my chest, leaving cold patches that gave me goosebumps. I put my hands on his hips and traced them down his thighs. He shuddered a bit and I watched his bulge grow. "Take em off." he said, wiggling his hips a bit. I bit my lip and pulled his sweatpants down past his thighs. Dark knelt and removed them the rest of the way. He pulled his shirt off. "Damn." I said softly, admiring his body. "Tell me about it." he said, gently pulling my pants and panties down. He rubbed his member against my entrance. "You are such a tease." I said, bucking my hips a bit in anticipation. "Aw, does someone want me?" he asked, raising an eyebrow. "Yes!" I whined. Dark caved and gave me what I wanted. I watched his entire body move as he thrust into me powerfully. I was drowning in a sea of pleasure. "Oh god, Dark!"I cried, tearing at the sheets. "Like that?" he breathed, angling my hips to slam into me from a new angle. "Fuck yes!" I moaned, bucking against his movements. "God (y/n)." he grunted. "You feel so good." "Fucking finish me!" I begged. Dark pounded deep into my core, steadily building my climax. My breath hitched as he finally got me to my breaking point. Dark exhaled sharply and hit his high. "Fuck..." he panted. He pulled out and laid next to me. "Not feeling nearly as anxious about court now." he said, half-joking. "I want to go with you." I said. He looked over at me. "Why?" "Because you should go with a friend. I'll be a character witness." "What? You gonna tell them that the night before I had court I fucked you so hard I broke you in two?" We both laughed. "It's not a trial anyway...I have a feeling that I'm going to end up getting away with everything entirely...if you want to go though- feel free." I smiled squeezing his hand. "I definitely do." I said. "What time?" "Eight." "Ugh...that's early. My day off...it's gone." "I'll be okay (y/n), you don't have to go." I shook my head. "I'm going." I said. I'd made up my mind, as far as I was concerned I was obligated.
The sun rose way too early for me. I didn't want to get up, but I had no choice in the matter. I hurried myself to get ready and get down to the courthouse before anyone else. Parking in LA is a real bitch. We arrived in plenty of time and for awhile sat and pretended we were anywhere except where we were. "You nervous?" I asked Dark. "Nah." he said, eyeing the prosecutor. "Watch this shit." he said, standing up. He motioned her over and to my surprise,she didn't seem too busy or too bothered by that. They chatted for a few moments before simply walking out of the courtroom. They were gone for a matter of 10-15 minutes. Upon returning, Dark simply said that he was free to go. I looked at him sideways, but got up and left with him. "What'd you do?" I asked, closing my car door. "Fucked her." Dark said, casually. I stared at him, trying to see if he was serious. "Really?" I asked. "Yeah. Really. She let me go." I had to laugh. "I'll have to remember that trick if I ever get in trouble." Dark smiled. "If I'm the prosecutor I'll accept that." he said. "So today's a day off for you?" "Ugh, finally." I said, heading for my house. "Why don't we hang out at my place?" I shrugged. "Sounds okay to me." "She didn't quite get the job done like you can." Dark said, lighting a cigarette. "So...?" "So I wanna fuck you again if that's fine with you, don't bother saying it is, your face already said it is." I looked at Dark. "Damn, you're a mind reader." I said. He just looked over at me and smiled that evil, yet somehow adorable little smile.
