Person: Are you a broom? Because you swept me off my feet.
Me: No but I'm a dustpan, ready to put you in the trash where you belong.
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Comebacks to Pick-up lines
UmorismoHave u ever had someone say an incredibly cheesy, annoying, stupid pickup line to you? In dis book you can find comebacks that'll shut that person up. Highest rating: #20 in useful
Comeback #1
Person: Are you a broom? Because you swept me off my feet.
Me: No but I'm a dustpan, ready to put you in the trash where you belong.
