Adventures of a wild mango

Hello my name is Ben. You can call me Benjamarcus if you want I honesty don't care.

I mean

Like

I would write the best story on Wattpad bc I'm talented like that

But I'm too lazy

OK ima go now this is really a awkward

...

Why are you still here

GET OUT

Please

I just wanna leave

PLEASE JUST GET OUT

Screw it

*tosses keys towards reader*

Lock the door on your way out

*distant* HURRY UP AND GET OUT