*post the friends theme song!*
'You know guys, I've always wondered how bad it would hurt if you kicked a sumo wrestler?' Monica, Ross, Phoebe and Chandler looked at their friend Joey, who currently was imagining the scenario.
'as much as it would hurt if someone stole your food! Only 10 times more physical!' Chandler's usual witty remark was out before he could stop it.
Phoebe and Monica looked at each other and grinned. Their glances shared just one word:boys.
Ross sighed longingly. Monica and Joey shared an exasperated look.
'I cannot believe it....' he started.
'That dinosaurs are extinct?!' Phoebe said, looking and Ross' dinosaur tie.
'come on guys! This isn't funny! My wife's a Lesbian. Why did she have to a Lesbian? Why couldn't she be Irish or Swedish or ..or...even British?!' Ross flared out.
Chandler opened his mouth, only to be kicked by Monica. 'Shut up Chandler.'
Joey glanced longingly at Ross' last slice of pizza.
'Hey man, you gonna have that?' He asked Ross. 'Huh?' Ross looked up, his eyes already puffing up. 'You gonna have that pizza?!' Joey asked again. He was getting impatient.
'My wife's a Lesbian.' Ross squeaked out.
'You're wasting perfectly good pizza! Which woman would want you, dinosaur guy?' Joey glared at Ross. 'my wife's a Lesbian and you're worried about Pizza?!' Ross said in a louder tone.
'Ross, honey, stop. We found out about that like 7 months ago! Stop whining!' Monica snapped. She was irritated.
'Whining whining , shining shining, dining dining with the lesbian' Phoebe hummed to herself. Everybody glanced at her. 'Alright. You don't need to appreciate it so much you guys!' Phoebe glared at them.
'Hey, let's talk about anything else! Did you guys know there is a new movie called Volatile coming out next weekend? I heard there's gonna be a lot of naughty naughty in it!' Chandler smirked at Monica and Phoebe.
'What kind of a name is that?! Volatile? Sounds like vomit and.......vomit. Never heard the word.' Joey shrugged.
'ever heard of the word dumbass?' Chandler asked, smiling sweetly at Joey.
'eh.....No.' Joey shrugged again.
'you know I would have said, get a life. But I guess I should say , get a dictionary.' Ross muttered, biting on his last pizza slice.
'What's that?' Joey asked.
The four friends looked at each other with amusement.
'Hi y'all! Having a good time?' Rachel had just walked in.
'hey Joe! Rachel's asking whether we had a fun time?' Chandler explained to Joey.
'oh haha, Chandler.' Joey glared at Chandler.
Nobody, except Joey and Chandler, noticed the bright smile on Ross' face when he looked at Rachel.
'So what is the news guys?! What's happening?' Rachel plopped down next to Ross and smiled at them. 'We were just deciding. Hey Rach, which dictionary do you think we should buy for Joey?' Phoebe asked, slyly.
'Dictionary? Why does Joey need a dictionary? Do you play an amazingly beautiful literate Koala in your next play, which can read?' Rachel smiled at Joey.
'What's a koala?' Came his reply. The friends burst out laughing.
'So, how was your day? Meet any new guys?' Asked Monica.
'new guys?' Rachel asked, thinking.
'There is probably no one, right?' Ross asked, smiling weakly.
'oh yes! There was Chris of course!!!!' Rachel squealed, clapping her hands.
'Oh.' Ross cursed his luck.
'Chris the geographer guy?' Phoebe asked.
'Yeah, that's him.' Rachel smiled at Monica and Phoebe.
'did he discover America?!' Ross asked, laughing to himself.
The other give looked at him blankly.
'You know like Christopher Columbus....' Ross tried to explain.
Only blank faces.
'Christopher Columbus! The geographer! Who founded America and! You know what? You don't care!' Ross waved his hands in the air exasperatedly.
'oh my God! That was so funny, my stomach aches!' Chandler gave his sarcastic donkey laugh.
'So, what's a geographer?' Joey asked silently.
All the friends burst out laughing.
*post credit scene*
'This, Joey, is a Dic-tio-nary. It's a book which has words in it. Words. W- O -R -D - S you know.' Chandler handed Joey a dictionary.
'I'm not that dumb Chandler. I've got a good voca-vo-vocabulary!' Joey said, smirking smugly at Chandler.
'And what does Vocabulary MEAN again?' Chandler asked keeping his hand on his chin.
'It refers to a good collection of magazines!' Joey replied.
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FRIENDS: A Mix Of Everything.
Fanfictionso basically, you shouldn't give this story a try even if you don't know the names of the FRIENDS in the tv show. this is a ross/rachel + the other four combined fanfic,.and I hope you guys like it!
