"You were busy. I was bored."
"I may have accidentally sort of adopted five cats."
"You did WHAT to the test subjects?"
"Just let me tighten this here.. Bam! They are installed!"
"Now, slowly reach out your hand and pet it gently, almost as if it were actually alive."
"I thought I was applying to be an accountant, not a professional lock picker!"
"I'm like 70% sure this won't explode on us."
"That...thing...it's been staring at anyone who enters all day long."
"Whatever you just did was amazing, but you're going to have to fill out an ES-1091 for that."
"I-it's just that, well, I've really loved you all this time."
"I understand it looks cute. Please stay back ma'am, and kindly refrain from petting it."
"Coming through! Please clear a path here, folks."
"How could you even think about food at a time like this?"
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RandomLittle ideas and snippets. Feel free to use. Some are from the Internet, some from my own crazy mind.