Missingfur: *at construction site* WORK FASTER, PEASANT SLAVES.
Velvetpaw: You look stupid in a yellow hard hat.
Missingfur: Don't make fun of me. *turns back to workers* IF I SEE YOU SLACKING OFF I WILL DECREASE YOUR ALREADY MEASLY SALARIES.
Velvetpaw: Way to be subtle about your evilness.
Missingfur: Ikr. *shouts again* COME ON, UNEMPLOYEDTAIL, PUT YOUR BACK INTO IT.
Velvetpaw: So... what's your evil plan for today?
Missingfur: Well, you see this highway that will eventually be build if *glares at workers* THESE IDIOTS ACTUALLY START GETTING STUFF DONE? I'm going to push Normalstar in the way of a moving car and watch him be flattened.
Tinypaw: *appears from thin air* Don't you know that shoving your leader into a trap isn't cool? You need to trick him into being hit!
Missingfur: Fine.
Velvetpaw: *growls at Tinypaw*
Flamepaw: Why do you want to push Normalstar into a highway?
Missingfur: So he dies, duh.
Flamepaw: B-but you can't! That's against the warrior code.
Velvetpaw: What else is new?
Flamepaw: *runs off* Normalstar! Missingfur wants to kill you again!
Normalstar: *shrugs indifferently*
Rainbownose: I like highways! They are very convenient! Exclamation point!
When no one was watching, Sparkwhisker climbed into one of those tractor thingies with the arm used to push dirt around.
Sparkwhisker: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!! *swings claw around wildly*
Missingfur: Sparkwhisker! Stop!
Velvetpaw: You'll kill all the workers!
Missingfur: And then the highway won't be complete!
Velvetpaw: And then we won't be able to push Normalstar onto it!
Missingfur: And then we won't be able to kill him!
Velvetpaw: And then we won't be able to take over the Clan!
Missingfur: And then my evil plan will be ruined!
Sparkwhisker: *doesn't hear them* DIE! DIE! DIE! *hits all the workers with the claw and kills them all*
Velvetpaw & Missingfur: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Tallshadow: You two are horrible at being evil.
Velvetpaw: Why would you care?
Tallshadow: I don't. *walks off*
{Um... written by Feather. Idek what this is, don't judge me. I'm going to hide in a corner now, bye.}
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I May or May Not Have an Evil Plan
Юмор[Cover and concept by Frostfire] Welcome to our new show, hosted by Missingfur, who may or may not be planning to take over the world.
