Ask Underswap and Underfell Papyrus and Sans

Introduction

   PLEASE READ THE ENTIRE THING! It will explain how they got here, and it will explain the specifics about sending letter to the skelebros. Hope you enjoy!

   The four skeletons woke up, completely oblivious to the change that was about to occur. First up was Blueberry, or Underswap Sans. He had enough energy to wake up before Underfell Papyrus, who was dubbed Edge, and he would always take a morning walk. But today, the door wouldn't budge.

   The door seemed to have been glued shut, and Blue had no idea why. Then, he noticed the biggest difference ever. The windows were gone, as if they had never existed. Eyes wide, he dashed up to his brother's room, which was the last door to the left in a line of four doors. Edge and Red, Underfell Sans, got the two guest bedrooms. He flung Papyrus' for open, and jumped directly onto him.

"PAPY!" Blue yelled, causing Papyrus to wake up with a jolt.

"Hmm? Wha-yawn-what is it Blue?" Papyrus drawled out, bringing himself up into a lazy, slouched sitting position.

"The door's glued shut and the windows are gone!" He squealed out, hopping of the bed with unnatural agility.

"What?" Papyrus questioned, seeming to be wide awake now. "Let me teleport outside and check it out." He brought his hand up, his left eye blazing with magic, and snapped his fingers. "What the hell?!?" Papyrus swore, realizing he hadn't teleported at all.

"No cursing!" Blue scolded, giving Papyrus a swat on his shoulder, but was too worried to do much more.

   "We need to wake up Edge and Red," Papyrus stated, exiting the room and barging straight into Red's room without a knock. Blue had followed, and was tapping his foot in annoyance at Papyrus' rudeness before turning to Edge's door. He gave it a few rough knocks before he called in.

   "Edge? Edge! Please say you're up!"  A few seconds later a fully-clothed Edge answered the door.

   "I've only been up for five minutes! What do you want?" Edge growled, glaring at the smaller skeleton.

   "Something's wrong!" Blue exclaimed, grabbing Edge's hand and beginning to drag the taller skeleton down the stairs. Halfway down the staircase Edge let out a screech.

   "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?" He ripped his hand out of Blue's, a light red dusting his cheekbones as he glared at the small, cute skeleton that was on the step beneath him.

   "Language!" Blue huffed, turning around and continuing his descent. Edge followed grudgingly, and was surprised to see Papyrus and Red already chatting in the living room.

   "Papy? I didn't see you come down," Blue said, sitting on the love seat next to the bigger couch that Red and Papyrus were taking up. Edge, begrudgingly, sat next to the perky little skeleton.

   "We can still teleport around the house," Papyrus said, releasing a yawn afterward. He reached into his pocket and pulled out a lollipop in it's wrapper and, after taking the wrapper off, he stuck it in his mouth. Blue had insisted that smoking was bad for skeletons, though they don't have any lungs, and decided lollipops were a reliable replacement. They weren't nearly as satisfying as cigarettes, not by a long shot, but it made Blue happy.

   "No shi-" Red began, but stopped mid-sentence when blue gave him a glare. "-dip Sherlock. But how do we get out of this hel-place?"

   "Nice save, Red," Papyrus chuckled, looking at his hoodie pocket when he felt his phone vibrate. He pulled it out, looking perplexed. "Napstaton?" Papyrus questioned, clicking the green button to answer the call. Edge noticed Blue's eyes turn into stars at the name Napstaton, and he felt an odd twinge in his soul. He felt himself get angry, but he didn't know why. After a few minutes, Papyrus' gaze became more and more furious. He hung up at one point, shoving his phone back roughly in his pocket before relaying the message to the rest of us.

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   "THAT FUCKING BITCH!" Edge screeched, pacing in circles around the love seat.

   "Edge, calm down!" Blue said, attempt to satiate the raging skeleton. Red was watching the exchange with interest, noticing how soft Blue was being with his brother. Red was sure that if he was screaming things like that Blue would be pissed. He shrugged, leaving the matter to rest. He turned back to Papyrus, noticing the skeleton watch the raging skeleton with an amused expression.

   "So, what the fuck should we do?" Red asked, watching Papyrus sigh. He, Red, and Blue had calmed down a lot faster than the skeleton who was screaming bloody murder at a techno robot while pacing around a love seat. Yup. Normal everyday stuff.

   "I honestly have no idea. Hopefully, Napstaton will get bored of this bullshit and let us go," Papyrus sighed again, shifting the lollipop around in his mouth. Ever since alternate universes had been connected together Napstaton had gotten more fans, so Red guessed it made logical sense that he would want to get as many viewers as possible. Still, of all things, Napstaton had to do this? Putting them on 24 hour surveillance and forcing them to answer fanmail? Well, it definitely could be worse. At least Red had unlimited mustard. 

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WHEW! Finished the introduction! I'm super excited for this ask book, as you're questions influence the story! Most ask books are just like:

 us!papyrus: wut

uf!papyrus: who the fuck are you

but mine are actual chapters with an actual story! Now, I'm going to do a mood thing at the end of each chapter so you guys can actually think about what you're going to write to them!

Moods:

Papyrus: A little upset, but willing to answer fanmail.

Blue: Is a little exasperated with Edge's attitude, but willing to answer fanmail.

Red: He doesn't give a shit. He has mustard. 

Edge: VERY PISSED. If you must send him something, please don't aggravate him. 

OKAY! Depending on how much fanmail they get, updates may be slow. and if it gets to be too much fanmail, then I'll have to choose my favorite.

WOOP! HERE WE GO!