I had a really weird dream last night, it was really confusing...So here's some of it I can remember.
Me and my dad were shopping in Walmart, and I saw one of my old friends. Her name was lily, and she still looked about the same as she did in 2nd grade... So she gave me a bill hug and was like "MARSHMELLOW!" XD Then my dad started staring at us, like "I knuuu you guys like eachotherrrr... *wink*" Which is wrong. Because I'm gay. XD (Sorry girls, just not feelin' it.) So then Lily said "come help me pick out shoes for this wedding I'm going to!" And we went. So she started talking to me, and asking a lot of weird personal questions.... "Are you dating anyone? Have you had your first date? Have you had your first kiss? What did the girl say? Are you a virgin?!? TELL MEE MARSHMELLOWWW!!!" And she's always been one of those girls who liked gossiping (part of the reason I "lost her number"... ), and it was getting on my nerve. So I said I had to piss, and she followed me. Into. The. Men's room. I yelled at her and was saying to get out... Then this dude wearing a yellow sweatshirt and shoes walked in. He looked at is weird, and said "Marshall I thought you were gay..."
I was like HOW DOES THIS STRANGER KNOW MY NAME AND WHAT I LIKE?! And I looked at Lily. She had this blank look on her face, and then looked like she was gonna cry. "Please, tell me this isn't true!" She screamed in my face. And I said, "ermmm uhhh, yeahhhhhh.... I don't like girls."
Then she just started balling, and hid in the corner... And I looked over at the yellow dude, dumbfounded. And he winked at me, and the walked over. "Hey marshmallow, do I look familiar?" He asked, looking at me. It was creepy. Like 3 inches from my face. And I started thinking, and couldn't figure it out. The last thing I remember is hoping this dude was gay too. XD
~Leh time skip due to my bad memory~
We were laughing, and at this point I knew it was Bill. (Cipher) I don't know if he told me or what...But anyways. We were laughing for some reason, and I think we were making fun of my dad. XD
Then some other dude...which was my dad came into the bathroom, and was like "WHAT IN HELL'S NAME!?!?" Because now Bill was hanging onto my shoulders to keep himself up, because he must've been drunk or something. And it kinda looked like his head was in my arm pit... XD
So then my dad saw Lily crying in the corner, and he FREAKED the fuck out. And was about to start punching Bill. Somehow he thought Bill made her cry, even though he had no clue who he was. So Bill looked up and his eyes were red, and his hair was turning blue. So I told him to teleport away. Because I knew if Bill got any more pissed my dad would of been...no bueno.
Then Bill took us somewhere... I don't know where but there was bunch of mannequins, and they looked creepy. Very creepy. XD So Bill picked one up and ripped its head off... And said "pain is hilarious! Huh kid?" And I was reminded he was a insane demon. And to make him even more insane, he started banging his head against the wall...? Saying it had been a long time since he had a body. And that he hoped he liked his new one. It was weird. XD
Then one on the mannequins hit Bill in the head, and he turned around and said, "ah we have a flirty piece of plastic over here!"
And that's the last thing I remember. I'm sure there was more...weirdness. XD I hope that was somewhat entertaining.
