A Mann Out Of Time

The Teleporter

Miss Pauling's POV
I was sitting in a chair in the Administrator's office nervously waiting for her to say something.
"Miss Pauling, do you know why you're here?" She finally asks.
"No mam," I finally have the courage to say, "Why?" "Because we have to many mercenaries fighting each other, and I need to know who might be a possible threat."
I nervously say, "W-We have a certain R.E.D. team in Sawmill that is better than others at a surprising rate..." and I hand her a paper.

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Name: Jeremy "The Scout" Smith

Age: 26

Home: Boston Massachusetts

Class: Scout

Favored Weapons: Baby Face's Blaster, Dual Wingers, BONK! Atomic Punch, Crit-a-Cola, Three-Rune Blade, and Sandman

Cosmetics Currently Wearing: Earbuds, Orion's Belt, and Little Drummer Mann

Name: Robert "Soldier Boy" Jane Doe

Age: 36

Home: Midwest, USA

Class: Soldier

Favored Weapons: Beggar's Bazooka, Panic Attack, Buff Banner, and The Escape Plan

Cosmetics Currently Wearing: Bill's Hat, Lone Survivor, and Soldier's Stogie

Name: ??? "Pybro"

Age: 29

Home: ???

Class: Pyro

Favored Weapons: The Phlogistinator, Dual Detonators, Reserve Shooter, and the Axtinguisher

Cosmetics Currently Wearing: Mishap Mercenary, Trickster's Turnout Gear, and Pyrotechnic Tote

Name: Dell "Engie" Conagher

Age: 27

Home: Bee Cave, Texas

Class: Engineer

Weapons: Rescue Ranger, Wrangler, Lugermorph, Short Circuit, Gunslinger, and the Southern Hospitality

Cosmetics Currently Wearing: Texas Ten Gallon, Pip-Boy, and Arctic Researcher

Name: Mikhail "Heavy" Romanov

Age: 34

Home: Dzhugdzhurn Mountains, Khabarovsk Krau, USSR

Class: Heavy

Weapons: Brass Beast, Sandvich, Family Buisness, and the Boxing Gloves of Killing

Cosmetics Currently Wearing: Officer's Ushanka, Combat Slacks, and Sandvich Safe

Name: Tavish "Demo" Finnegan DeGroot

Age: 34

Home: Ullapool, Scotland, UK

Class: Demoman

Weapons: Iron Bomber, Scottish Resistance, Splendid Screen, and the Eyelander

Cosmetics Currently Wearing: Scotch Bonnet, Juggernaut Jacket, and Cool Breeze

Name: Ludwig "Doc" Von Kaiser

Age: 32

Home: Rottenburg Germany

Class: Medic

Weapons: Crusader's Crossbow, Blutsauger, Quick-Fix, and the Amputator

Cosmetics Currently Wearing: Physician's Procedure Mask, Surgeon's Stahlhelm, Das Feelinbeterbager

Name: Patrick "Sniper" Mundy

Age: 35

Home: New Zealand

Class: Sniper

Weapons: Machina, Cleaner's Carbine, Jarate, Cozy Camper, Bushwacka

Cosmetics Currently Wearing: Trophy Belt, Villain's Veil, Marksman's Mohair

Name: Arno "Spy" Roux

Age: 47

Home: Paris, France

Class: Spy

Weapons: Diamondback, Conniver's Kunai, Sharp Dresser, Disguise Kit, Cloak & Dagger, Dead Ringer, Ap-Sap

Cosmetics Currently Wearing: Made Man, Lady Killer, Dashin' Hashshashin

This team has beaten multiple B.L.U. mercenaries and excels other R.E.D. teams, they are strong, remarkable, and loyal to their employer.

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The Administrator's POV
I frown and think, 'These men may be a threat, but we will see...'

MEANWHILE IN SAWMILL

Scout's POV
I'm passing by Engie while drinking some Bonk!, we were supposed to be attacked by new B.L.U.s soon and kick their asses.
"Hey Engie!" I call out to him while he's working on a weird machine, "What's that?"
He takes off his goggles and says, "I'm making a teleporter that can have all nine of us teleport to a certain spot at the same time."
"Sweet, does it work?" I ask. "No, but I'm close," Engie says putting his goggles back on, "I just need to test it on somebody and make sure it work..."
"And if it doesn't work?" I ask worried. "Then they'll just stay where they are, just under some rubble of the machine." He says pressing a few buttons, "Can you be the test guy? I need to run the machine and you got the lowest in height, weight, and arsenal."
I growl and mutter as I get my things, "Then this better work, For both our sakes."