Fairy Tail X Reader One Shots Book 1

Laxus x Reader~ Drunk is an understatement! (NaL)

-3rd POV-

You're with Lucy, Levy, Erza, Wendy, Charles, and Juvia. All of you...Were drunk. You were a mixture of Lucy, Erza, and Juvia. And sometimes you get really shy. Jet, Droy, Natsu, Happy, Laxus, and Gray entered and was totally speechless.

"Th-They drank all the beer?"Jet asked looking shocked.

"Oi! Landlady? Why is--OOF!" He was thrown a bottle by Erza.

"Shut up!" Erza shouted.

"Geez, I was just-" Another bottle made his way sending him flying.

"Nee~ Juvia doesn't want to see her Gray-sama getting hurt...Eeehh!" Juvia cried holding Erza down before she throws another bottle.

"Gaaah! Juvia let me go!" Erza angrily squirmed out of Juvia's grasp.

"Natsu! Carry me! Carry me!"Lucy kneeled in front of Natsu and acted like a cat.

"N-Nani??? Lucy, this is so not like you!"Natsu shakily answers.

"AHAHAHAHA! YOU CAN DO IT, NATSU! AHAHAHAHA!" Levy butted in their conversation kicking her legs and laughing uncontrollably.

"Oi Wakaba? When did you get so fat?"Erza asked the shaking Droy.

"I'm Droy!"He answered.

"Oi Elfman? When did you get so tiny?" She asked the-being-stepped-on- Jet.

"I'm Jet!" He answers.

"I said no talking!!!" She angrily swings her sword. They scream as she swings it continiuosly.

"Eeeehh...Look at the pretty stars, Charles!" Wendy was on the floor, dizzy.

"You will be my horsey! Now mush horsey mush!"Charles commanded happy who was crying anime tears while flying.

"But I'm a neko!"He answered silently.

"L-L-Laxus."(Y/n) nervously spoke in front of Laxus, who was sweatdropping.

"Eeeehhh??? (Y-Y/n)? N-Nani???" He stuttered as she crawled closer to Laxus.

"Laxus...How did you get here?"She tilted her head to the side while he sweatdropped.

"Y-You d-d-don't remember???"He stuttered repeatedly.

This was awkward for him. Laxus did not want to get turned on or anything, but this was making him turned on.

"Laxus. It's so cold, maybe you can warm me up?"She crawled to Laxus.

"Maybe I can bring you to the hot spring?"He kneeled unto her size touching her forehead.

"NO! Let's go somewhere private!"She outlined his torso before standing up and dragging him outside. They reached her bedroom, she locked the door and plopped down on bed.

"Phew! Glad that was over!" She hugged her pillow while Laxus' mouth was wide open.

"W-What? Huh?" Laxus plopped down on the bed beside Rose.

"I just wanted to get out of there. I was already drunk before they even started drinking. So while "we" were drinking, I placed a clone of me who is already drunk. While I snuck out and rested here. Then I came back, removed the clone and acted drunk until you guys came." She explained with every detail while moving her hands. Laxus smiled at her, realizing that his blush was visible.

"You okay Laxus? You look kinda red?" She placed her hand on his forehead, checking his temperature. While he turned around.

"No...I'm good!"He made sure that he wasn't blushing when he faced (Y/n)

"I've been meaning to ask you something Laxus. Do you like someone in the guild?"She asked very interested in the topic.

"N-No...I-I d-d-don't like any-anyone on the g-guild!" He pouted while blushing.

"Your blush says otherwise."She giggles at his reaction once more.

"All right if you won't tell me then I'll guess...You need to answer truthfully."Laxus nodded.

"Let's see...Mirajane?"He shook his head no.

"Hmmm...Lucy?"He shook his head a big fat no.

"Ummmm...Erza."He looked at me with the 'are-you-serious' look.

"Ehehehe...Hmmm...Lisanna?"I just asked whatever popped on my mind.

"Well...It can't be Wendy, Evergreen, nor Levy...so, Me?" I answered...Impossibly daydreaming. His answer shocked me...

"Would it be wrong if it was you?" He asked a bit slyly. I shook my head a no and blushed. He turned even redder. I sat up while he did, this was my chance so I kissed his lips. Then we laid down, but the story is up to me.

Teehee! Enjoy!

~~Rose