An unfortunate crossover

Battle of the dead scientists

Setting: Haunted Museum

"I'm sorry that I took credit for your ideas!" Charles Darwin shouts to the other scientists.

"No you're not!" Charles Lyell yells throwing a rock at Darwin.

"This environment is a struggle, we're all going to die!" Thomas Mathews yells as he starts packing his bag.

"My children fight better than you! They inherited my muscles!" Jean- Baptiste Lamark shouts flexing his large muscular arms.

"I bred my ghost finches to kill!" Darwin screams making ghost finches appear.

"Guess what? Nobody cares!" Jean says sarcastically.

"Well nobody cares about your stupid muscle theory!" Darwin yells back.

"The environment is changing!" Charles Lyell says as he begins to cry.

All of the other scientists turn to Charles Lyell and yell "Shut up!" In unison. This just causes him to cry more.

Meanwhile at the front entrance of the museum: 

"I get that you wanted a break from hunting, but a freakin science museum?!" Dean complains.

"Dean, I think this stuff is Interesting?"

"This is why you never get any girls."

"Jerk"

"Bitch"

They walk into the building and immediately hear crashing and yelling.

They run towards the source of the sound. They were not prepared for what that saw.

Thomas Malthus was curled up in a ball crying. Charles Lyell was throwing rocks at everyone, and Jean has Darwin in a headlock.

"In all my years of hunting I've never seen anything like this.." Dean mutters.