Teen Titans Bloopers

Episode 6: Nevermore

Scene to be performed:

Raven: Don't come any closer.

Dr. Light: (smugly) What's the matter? Afraid of the light?

(Raven yells angrily and leaps up to face Dr. Light, taking her demonic form as she does.)

Take 1

"Action!" said the Director.

"Don't come any closer," Raven warned Dr. Light.  The villain smirked and smugly said, "What's the matter? Afraid of the light?"

Suddenly, Raven's cloak turns gray and she screamed as she jumped to her feet.  Everyone stared at her as she ran away, screaming.

"Cut!" yelled the Director.  "What the hell just happened?"

Suddenly Raven's voice was heard offstage.  "Dammit, Timid!  Why'd you take over?"

Everyone blinked as a timid voice that sounded like Raven's replied, "Love made me do it!  She told me to distract you so she could get out!"

Suddenly a purple-cloaked Raven appeared in front of Beast Boy and started kissing him.  After a moment's silence, Raven herself returned, and saw Beast Boy and the purple Raven making out.  After a moment, Raven said, "I see I need to use more duct tape."

Take 2

Before the shoot...

"So, your sure Love can't get out again?" said the Director.  Raven replied, "If she can get out, I'll be impressed.  I had to use five hundred rolls of duct tape to keep her in the chair this time.  And if she gets out of all that, I have Courage and Wisdom keeping guard."

"Okay, then," said the Director.  "Places!"

Several minutes later...

"Action!" shouted the Director.

"Don't come any closer," Raven warned Dr. Light.  The villain smirked and smugly said, "What's the matter? Afraid of the light?"

Raven started to open her mouth and yell.  Then she froze.

"Uh... hold on a minute!" she said.  Then she started muttering, "Shut up!  I said shut up!  YOU shut up!  What?  No, not Wisdom!  She's not even talking!  And neither is Courage!  You know what?  I'm going to have Attitude tape your mouth closed if you don't shut up, Love!"

"Cut!" said the director.

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Scene to be performed:

(Cyborg gobbles down the plate of eggs in front of him, then gags and spits it out)

Cyborg: (angrily) That's not eggs! That's that tofu stuff! (Gulps down his glass of milk, then gags and spits it out as well) That's not even real milk!

(Beastboy scowls.  Raven enters the room and Beastboy's gaze softens as he glances behind him at her walking to the stove.)

Robin: Morning Raven.

Take 1

"Action!" shouted the Director.

Cyborg gobbled down his plate of eggs, and said, "Umm... wasn't this supposed to be tofu?"

"Oh, right," said Beastboy.  "I forgot."

"Cut!" said the Director.

Take 2

"Action!" shouted the Director.

Cyborg gobbled down his eggs and gagged as he spit them out.  "That's not eggs!" he cried.  "That's that tofu stuff."  He downed his milk, then gagged and spewed it out.  "That's not even real milk!"

Beastboy scowled.  Then Raven entered the room.  Beastboy glanced at her as she said, "I don't want to wear pants, Mom!"

"Cut!" shouted the director.  "What are you talking about, Raven?"

"No," said Raven.  Suddenly Beastboy said, "Oh my gosh! She's asleep!  She's sleepwalking and sleeptalking at the same time!"

"Oh, great!" muttered the director.  "How are we supposed to wake her up?"

"Like this," said Beastboy.  He walked over to Raven and kissed her on the lips.  Raven woke up fast and squeaked in surprise.  As Beastboy drew back from the kiss, Raven stammered, "Wh-what just happened?"

"You were just sleepwalking and sleeptalking your way on the set," Beastboy said with a wink.  Raven blushed.

"Okay let's try that scene again," said the director.

Take 3

"Action!" shouted the Director.

Cyborg gobbled down his eggs and gagged as he spit them out.  "That's not eggs!" he cried.  "That's that tofu stuff."  He downed his milk, then gagged and spewed it out.  "That's not even real milk!"

Beastboy scowled.  Then Raven entered the room.  Beastboy glanced at her with a softer gaze as she passed behind him, making her way to the stove.

"So hot," Beastboy murmured.

"Cut!" yelled the director.