Asgardian Chatroom

Ok you guys I got this idea from many different people who have done Avengers Chatroom so here goes. By the way this is post thor 2.

{Thor has logged on}

{Loki has logged on}

{Sif has logged on}

{Odin has logged on}

Odin: Thor what is the meaning of this?

Thor: The man of iron has given us a gift. He calls them computers.

Loki: Computer? Is that those contraptions that I saw in those Apple stores on Midgard?

Thor: Yes. I believe so.

Sif: It seems that we can speak through these computers. What did the man of iron call this place we speak?

Loki: It's a chatroom you ding bats.

Thor: and how did thou know this?

Loki: I have spent more time on Midgard than you believe.

Odin: Well it does not matter. I don't want any of you using this ,computer, until we figure out what it does.

Loki: It allows you to look into the "World Wide Web." This means that you can see, and do just about anything the humans imagined on it. Just go to your home screen (which is the original place you started) and click on the giant "e."

Sif: Well that answers that question. How do thou know so much?

Loki: I might have stop by one of those Apple stores.

Odin: If they sell these light boxes then why is it call by the name of a fruit?

Loki: How in the nine realms would I know???

Thor: The man of iron told me it is just the name of the company. He is not yet aware of how they got the name.

Odin: Hmmm...

Loki: Hmmm...

Odin: Do you dare mock me?

Loki: Well maybe if I mock you like children do I will be like you. King and rightful ruler of Asgard!

Sif: ...Awkward...

Odin: You are not a child Loki! And further more you are not the rightful ruler of anything!

Loki: This is why I went to the dark side...

Thor: What dark side brother?

Loki: It's a figure of speech Thor and don't call me brother!

Thor: But you are my brother. Why do you shut me out?

Loki: Because I have lived in your shadow my whole life! No one ever truly cared about me accept mother! And Odin treats me like the humans say as crap!

Thor: But I do care Loki. If anything I wouldn't know what to do without you. There's nothing I wouldn't do for you. Well you know expect join your army.

Loki: Shoots! That's what I was about to ask! Wait what do you care of some one lov... I mean cares about me?

Sif: You meant to say love did you not?

Loki: No...

Sif: Yes...

Loki: No...

Sif: Yes...

Loki: Shut up...

Odin: Loki stop fighting with everyone! I want you all to leave this machine and go to your rooms to release anger.

Loki: I'm very fond of that.

Odin: Now!

{Thor has logged off}

{Sif has logged off}

{Loki has logged off}

Odin: Now it's my turn.

*twenty minutes later*

Odin: Finally!

{Odin had logged off}

{Loki has logged on}

Loki: Loki'd...

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