Dear fam,
This is why I am not the cousin from the trashy part of LA. I do not wear cropped tube tops and mini skirts with a whale tale. I am not a raccoon. I do not wear hoops the size of my head. I do not do drugs. I do not drink. I do not smoke. I have not had to go to rehab. I have not had plastic surgery. I do not have piercing that where there's not supposed to be piercings. I do not listen to shitty music. I do not have a fake ID. I most definitely not a whore.
Sincerely
Not trashy Maggie
