Crack! One-Shots

Batsy Shouldn't Packsy

This is a one shot written by Bagels! Hope y'all like it! The title is supposed to say "Batsy Shouldn't Packsy Lunch," but that seemed too long.

"I made cookies!" a joyful voice sounded throughout the Cave.

A rush of wind was heard, and a yellow and red streak entered the kitchen, stopping right in front of the Team's resident Martian.

"Don't mind if I do," Kid Flash said as he stuffed his mouth with the cookies. He soon finished them all, leaving nothing but crumbs on the pan. He shook his hands. The cookies were still hot.

Seconds later, Robin ran into the room, skidding to a stop in front of the Martian and speedster. He looked at the few remaining crumbs with despair.

He sighed heavily, but didn't do anything other than give a scowl to the speedster.

"Leave some for the rest of us, Kid Stomach," a voice said, causing them to turn and see Artemis leaning against the entrance to the kitchen. She kicked off and swaggered towards the three, a smirk on her face as Wally's expression turned less chipper than before. Robin stepped out of the kitchen before an argument could form, silently rooting for Wally, even though he knew the speedster was going to get verbally, possibly even physically whipped by the blonde.

Robin entered the living room and sat down on the couch next to Superboy, who was staring at the TV with a blank expression. The Boy Wonder pulled out a Robin themed lunch box out of visibly nowhere and opened it up. He immediately noticed a note.

Robin,

Alfred made me make you this. Sorry in advance.

It was signed with Batman's symbol. Robin grimaced, taking a deep breath as he slowly put the note down.

The previously delicious looking sandwich looked terrifying. Robin silently thanked Bruce for at least giving him a juice and Twinkie.

He slowly ate the Twinkie as he listened to the argument that was happening in the kitchen, the voices of Kid Flash and Artemis easily heard in the living room, with M'gann's attempted mediation failing miserably.

He started sipping on the juice box when there was a rush of air, causing his already messy hair to be fly up and be even messier. Kid Flash was looking at his lunch over his shoulder.

"You gonna eat that?" Wally asked, referring to the sandwich. Robin shook his head as he passed it to Wally, who said a quick thanks before taking a huge bite.

Robin bit his lip to keep from laughing as Wally gagged, spitting out the bite of sandwich on the floor.

"DUDE! That was awful!" he all but screamed at the raven headed teenager, who couldn't keep himself from laughing anymore and cackled creepily.

"S-Sorry dude!" Robin apologized half heartedly as he calmed down from his fit of laughter.

"So, on a scale from 1 to 10, how bad was that?" he asked.

"ONE THOUSAND! How do you even mess up a sandwich that badly!?" Kid Flash rhetorically asked.

"Huh. He's getting better, then," Robin muttered as Kid Flash ran away to go wash his mouth out with soap or something.

He looked back at the TV, which was still on static, a scowl pulling his masked face into a look of a thoughtfulness.

Will Alfred have me make Bruce a lunch? Hm... I'll try not to catch the kitchen in fire again, Robin thought as he stared at the TV.